Mpete

Southern Nigerian slang for the drug methamphetamine.

Mpete is shortened derivative of Pete-Pete, in Nigerian pidgin, which implies sogginess.

The association come from the molten state of the crystallized methamphetamine drug when heated for use by vaping.

We smoke mpete till day break.

Pass me the mpete.

by ThaKynMan May 12, 2025

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heater meter

A thermostat that controls the heater in a building.

Summertime means not using the heater meter.

by jpg3 April 3, 2015

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Fuck-O-Meter

The amount of fucks being given at a single time.

I give zero fucks right now
Fuck-o-Meter confirmed zero fucks

by BigdickMceeee October 30, 2018

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Sweet Meteor Of Death

Also known as SMOD, is a meme in the conservative blogosphere. Faced with frustration that no conservative candidate for president in the 2012 US presidential primary season seems to be getting enough votes to prevent perceived moderate Mitt Romney from winning the Republican nomination, conservative bloggers alexthechick, slublog and laurww created the SMOD meme and endorsed SMOD over Mitt Romney in the presidential primary. "Sweet Meteor Of Death" is a giant meteor hurtling through space, headed for the planet Earth, and is expected to wipe out all life on Earth.

Sweet Meteor Of Death promises to end budget deficits...permanently.

by stitchintime March 14, 2012

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Metehan

A Metehan is a person showing 23 of the 24 alpha male traits. They have massive penises and tend to be the leader of any group they are a part of. They usaually get in trouble because females tend to leave their mates to go sleep with Metehans. Being a Metehan is truely a blessing and a curse because they can never fit their gigantic dongs anywhere.

Girl 1: Your boyfriend is such a Metehan, you are so lucky!

Girl 2: I know I love himvsk much!

Girl 1: I want a piece as well!

by Immortaltreeant January 30, 2020

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