Mowoff

A person who takes meticulous care of their lawn. They will usually mow their lawn before the "mowing season" officially begins. They are easily identified by the unique patterns carved into their yard which change with each mowing. In addition, they have been know to wake their neighbors on the weekend with the sound a lawnmower.

The neighbors decided she was a major Mowoff when they woke up to find a spiral pattern mowed into her lawn.

by pghjared November 19, 2011

momoffee

Moms who drink coffee together after they drop their kids off at school. Momoffee

Hey ladies let’s meet for Momoffee after drop off.

by ADHDMom December 29, 2017

moroff

A person that is to stupid to qualify as a moron. Someone whos lack of inteligence is insulting to most human beings. A person with no excuse for wasting oxygen on our planet.

That guy is the biggest moroff I've ever seen!

by cardboard to death September 14, 2009

Mooffle

Waffle with moose antlers, legs, and hooves. Also has the personality of a moose. Commonly found walking in circles due to trouble sleeping.

"What a beautiful Mooffle you have! Is it designer?"
"Does your Mooffle bite?"
"Can I pet your Mooffle?"
"Excuse me, my Mooffle ran away, can you help me find it?"
"Your Mooffle sure is fluffy."
"I'm going out of town for a few days, can you watch my Mooffle?"

by thedirtybubble March 20, 2013

moroff

Derivative of the term Moron, a person that is so stupid they aren't even "on", they are "off".

you aren't even a mor-on, you are a mor-off

by Jon December 24, 2003

Moroff

When you call someone a "moron", you are saying they are stupid. When you call someone a "moroff", you are saying they are so stupid they should be institutionalized. A moron's moron.

You're such a moroff that dumb and dumber would feel sorry for you!

by Brainless Brian May 30, 2006

Moroff

Someone who is more off than on. Like a moron, but worse.

Jake gets fired from every job he has. He's such a moroff.

by JTMT February 21, 2009