Mowoff

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A person who takes meticulous care of their lawn. They will usually mow their lawn before the "mowing season" officially begins. They are easily identified by the unique patterns carved into their yard which change with each mowing. In addition, they have been know to wake their neighbors on the weekend with the sound a lawnmower.

The neighbors decided she was a major Mowoff when they woke up to find a spiral pattern mowed into her lawn.

Mowoff by pghjared November 19, 2011

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momoffee

Moms who drink coffee together after they drop their kids off at school. Momoffee

Hey ladies let’s meet for Momoffee after drop off.

momoffee by ADHDMom December 29, 2017

Related Words

mow off • moroff • momoffee • Monoff • Mooffle • mooffomatic • mom-off

moroff

A person that is to stupid to qualify as a moron. Someone whos lack of inteligence is insulting to most human beings. A person with no excuse for wasting oxygen on our planet.

That guy is the biggest moroff I've ever seen!

moroff by cardboard to death September 14, 2009

Mooffle

Waffle with moose antlers, legs, and hooves. Also has the personality of a moose. Commonly found walking in circles due to trouble sleeping.

"What a beautiful Mooffle you have! Is it designer?"
"Does your Mooffle bite?"
"Can I pet your Mooffle?"
"Excuse me, my Mooffle ran away, can you help me find it?"
"Your Mooffle sure is fluffy."
"I'm going out of town for a few days, can you watch my Mooffle?"

Mooffle by thedirtybubble March 20, 2013

moroff

Derivative of the term Moron, a person that is so stupid they aren't even "on", they are "off".

you aren't even a mor-on, you are a mor-off

moroff by Jon December 24, 2003

Moroff

When you call someone a "moron", you are saying they are stupid. When you call someone a "moroff", you are saying they are so stupid they should be institutionalized. A moron's moron.

You're such a moroff that dumb and dumber would feel sorry for you!

Moroff by Brainless Brian May 30, 2006

Moroff

Someone who is more off than on. Like a moron, but worse.

Jake gets fired from every job he has. He's such a moroff.

Moroff by JTMT February 21, 2009

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026