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A person who takes meticulous care of their lawn. They will usually mow their lawn before the "mowing season" officially begins. They are easily identified by the unique patterns carved into their yard which change with each mowing. In addition, they have been know to wake their neighbors on the weekend with the sound a lawnmower.
The neighbors decided she was a major Mowoff when they woke up to find a spiral pattern mowed into her lawn.
by pghjared November 19, 2011
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