Mow-job 

Any yard work performed with the promise of oral sex as compensation

Joe: "How much did you earn doing yard work today son"
Billy: "Only $20, but I was orally abused by the lady in the house down at the end of the street."
Joe: "Ah, nothing like the summer mow-job"

Mow-job by samweis August 25, 2011

mow job 

1. The grooming of bodily hair using an electric shaver or shears.

2. Providing the service of mowing lawns. Most commonly performed by teenagers as a summertime occupation.

1. Man, my chest hair is out of control. Ever since I went through puberty, I've had to give myself a mow job every week.

2. Teenager 1: You gonna work any ths summer
Teenager 2: Yeah, I thought I'd make some money giving mow jobs to people around the neighborhood.

mow job by P. France May 4, 2008

mow job 

shaving one's pubic hair with a lawn mower or refers to the mowing of one's lawn

brian graves gave his mother a mow job

mow job by ccabr4L August 4, 2007

Mowjob 

While receiving a blowjob, one shaves their pubes with an electric razor; shooting hairs in every direction like a lawnmower with no guard on.

“My girlfriend has an eye infection because one of my pubes lodged itself under her eyelid during a mowjob last week” says Brian.

“The last time I got a mowjob, my girl came up with a beard!” Replies Terry.

Mowjob by NB mike July 22, 2018

mowjob 

n, v: MOE-JOB : the act of oral sex on a woman. analogous to the male 'blowjob'

one who excels at mowjobs may be considered a cunning linguist

mowjob by the green boglin October 17, 2008

mowjob 

when you trim your pubes with a lawnmower

i gave my wife a mowjob the other day. she died

mowjob by bill dole August 4, 2007