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mouseterbation 

When your at your computer looking at porn with 1 hand on the mouse and one in your pants.
watching porno can lead to prolong mouseterbation
mouseterbation by hackthegibson24 September 6, 2007

Mouthwater 

The saliva that comes out of your mouth when you feel like you are about to throw up.

Something that tastes so juicy.
Oh my god I have mouthwater, uhhh.

Oh its so good it tastes like mouthwater.
Mouthwater by joel g October 10, 2008

Mouseeater 

A style of facial hair growing from the bottom lip resembling a mouse tail. A long grown out version of a soul patch.
My favorite baseball pitcher grew a mouseeater during the off season, much more fly than his soul patch last year.
Mouseeater by gorgonite77 March 29, 2010

Mouseterbation 

To click your computer mouse over and over in hopes of speeding up your actual computer.
Constant clicking of your computer mouse knowing full well it will do no good what so ever.
click click click......click click click click click..........click click that is mouseterbation
Mouseterbation by ewokfrommonarch December 25, 2010

mouseatron

a person with mouse-like features and displays mouse like characteristics
when seeing someone in a corner unnecessarily eating cheese eg. at parties, one could comment "oh my god, you're such a MOUSEATRON"
mouseatron by Adam Gould July 30, 2006

Mouseterbate 

To spend too much time in front of a computer pushing the computer mouse about. This can lead to mousetosis which is a painful swelling of the joints and muscles of the arm used to mouseterbate.
Those who mouseterbate a lot in the cubicles may be considered good employees by their bosses but usually suffer from severe mousetosis.
Mouseterbate by Aelfstangard September 27, 2010