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Mourticia – A highly intelligent, charismatic, and articulate individual who effortlessly balances deep thinking with social charm. They excel in meaningful conversations, express ideas with clarity and wit, and genuinely care for others’ well-being.
“Mourticia has a way with words, turning even the most complex ideas into clear, compelling conversations that leave everyone feeling inspired.”
Mourticia by M O R T Y March 18, 2025
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morticide 

DEFINITION 1: Killing the dead.
DEFINITION 2: A song from The Binding of Isaac: Repentance OST.
EXAMPLE 1: PERSON 1: Is doing morticide possible?
PERSON 2: I'm guessing not.

EXAMPLE 2: PERSON 1: Wanna listen to Morticide?
PERSON 2: Yeah! It's a great song!
morticide by what pseudonym do i use February 15, 2022

mauricia 

An all around great girl, someone who is nice, smart, talented, and beautiful
Friend: That's a great chick
Me: Yeah her name is probably mauricia
mauricia by Bobo the Danger Boy November 17, 2011

prostitute mortician 

A person who is hired to have sex with a corpse who has wished not to die a virgin.
“The dead man needs a prostitute mortician to come in and de-flower him.”

morticia 

A character from The Addams Family. Usually refers to a grim and scary woman.
- That goth scares me big time.
- Yeah, she's a real Morticia...
morticia by Adanedhel May 14, 2005

mortician 

A band that commits sonic mayhem... a brutal death metal band that is known for its drum machine, downtuned guitars and gutteral vocals, also known for using soundclips from horror movies.
The songs Zombie Apocalypse and Slaughterhouse are my favorite from the album: "Zombie Apocalypse"
mortician by Jamie June 23, 2004

Mortician 

A nurse for dead people
Brendan is a sexy mortician
Mortician by thiskidbe October 31, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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