when you see a hot girl sitting outside a pool, and you walk out of the pool naked approaching her singing big and chunky, and when you get there you make them say Moto Moto twice forcefully

"Hey baby, you look round and nice." "who the fuck are you, what are you doing and why is your dick flying in the wind"

I'm moto motoing you

Moto Motoing by penismuncher86 March 12, 2019

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Motting

Giving your girlfriend oral sex while making the sound 'mot' over and over again and holding her flaps back.

motting a girl out, and she loves it!!

Motting by i love motting October 10, 2011

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motoring

1: British slang: Moving very fast
2: Transport by car, extremely difficult in UK due to excessive taxation by Gordon Brown, numerous Gatso cameras, speed bumps, Ken Livingstone. Impossible in London.

1: Jesus, he was motoring!
2: Ken Livingstone hates motoring

motoring by oracle February 5, 2004

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Bielsa’s Motting Stool

A stool that a motter may use while delivering oral sex to his lady friend from a seated position at the edge of the bed/motting platform.

Particularly useful if the motter finds himself with an incapacitated lower limb and is unable to assume a standard frontal prone motting position between the mottees legs.

The stool takes inspiration from the legendary Marcelo Bielsa and his infamous stool that could often be spotted pitchside in the technical area.

Dislocated the knee again at the weekend and I’m on crutches for the foreseeable, will have to get Bielsa’s Motting Stool out the loft.

Bielsa’s Motting Stool by CumbrianMotter October 9, 2023

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