Mortenism 

When a Norwegian male by the name of Morten displays his acclimation to American culture by using words such as "wat?", rapping in a Norwegian accent, uses phrases such as "that's what your mom said", and flirts with American girls, even though he finds Norwegian women superior.

Ms. Perfect: I think that's hot.

Morten: That's what your mom said (heavy on the Norwegian accent, throwing a paper airplane at me)

Ms. Perfect: Stop with your Mortenisms.

Mortenism by toripanda77 June 2, 2009

Viggo Mortensen 

A gift from god (or whom ever you worship). Actor, Artist, Poet, Photographer. Has the ability to become every character he plays, and no two characters are the same. Movies include: J.I. Jane, Hidalgo, 28 Days, Lord of the Rings, The Crew, Indian Runner, Witness, Psycho, Crimson Tide.

"The ebb and flow of the Atlantic tides, the drift of the continenets, the very position of the sun along its eclpitic. These are just a few of the things I control in my world."

Viggo Mortensen by Rhysel Ash April 11, 2005

Viggo Mortensen 

He plays the hottest king ... ever. (Aragorn) In the LOTR Trilogy, movies based on J.R.R. Tolkiens books.


SO hot.

OOOOH MY GOD! HE'S SO HOT! With the hair in his face, and that sexy facial hair, and his sword, o0ohie his sword.. so hot..

Viggo Mortensen by AgentOrangie January 18, 2005

Morganism 

In keeping with the typically hilarious, and witty comments of racing driver P. Morgan.

Hey John, did you hear that new Morganism? "These tires grip longer than a possessive ex girlfriend"

Morganism by mp3s April 24, 2013

Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun" 

sex god

Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun" by Anonymous October 27, 2003

Morganism 

The worshiping of Morgan Freeman as God. One must respect Morgan and worship him. One must also follow the guidelines of the Book of Morgan (Holy Book).

I am a believer of Morganism

Morganism by MrHypothetical July 4, 2012

Moronism 

A way of living where only those things that you don't like can possibly be stupid, and anything you do must be right and therefor not stupid, no matter how idiotic and ridiculous it really is.
Moronism encompasses closed-mindedness, hipocrisy, racism, and ignorance, and usually a follower of Moronism shows at least two of the above.

If someone (let's say he's a white guy) tells it's wrong to marry someone of another race but secretly has a girlfriend who's black.

If someone opposes something for no reason, and even if someone proves him wrong 600 different ways he still won't even think of changing his mind.

Moronism by El Eduardo November 21, 2004