A word for dominant male within a family, similiar to alpha-male, generally the biological father. Can be shortened to Mortie.
by Mathieuson February 18, 2008
A gift from god (or whom ever you worship). Actor, Artist, Poet, Photographer. Has the ability to become every character he plays, and no two characters are the same. Movies include: J.I. Jane, Hidalgo, 28 Days, Lord of the Rings, The Crew, Indian Runner, Witness, Psycho, Crimson Tide.
"The ebb and flow of the Atlantic tides, the drift of the continenets, the very position of the sun along its eclpitic. These are just a few of the things I control in my world."
by Rhysel Ash April 12, 2005
He plays the hottest king ... ever. (Aragorn) In the LOTR Trilogy, movies based on J.R.R. Tolkiens books.
SO hot.
SO hot.
OOOOH MY GOD! HE'S SO HOT! With the hair in his face, and that sexy facial hair, and his sword, o0ohie his sword.. so hot..
by AgentOrangie January 19, 2005
Is a teacher at Bavnehøj school and is teaching 7.v English, Danish, History and French.
She i secretly in family with Napoleon Bonaparte
She i secretly in family with Napoleon Bonaparte
Stine walks in class late
Stine: I was watching the small children and one of the bled so much
Student: not again Stine Birch Mortensen
Stine: I was watching the small children and one of the bled so much
Student: not again Stine Birch Mortensen
by Anonymos hacker Bitch October 30, 2019
When you fall in love with a fictional character from a movie/tv show and it turns out the actor looks nothing like them in real life. E.g Aragorn from lord of the rings is played by Viggo Mortensen who looks nothing like him in real life
Man 1: Bro I’m in love with Aragorn
Man 2: yeah, shame the actor aged like milk
Man 1: that’s the Viggo Mortensen effect
Man 2: yeah, shame the actor aged like milk
Man 1: that’s the Viggo Mortensen effect
by Winelover42069 January 1, 2022
by chikadee December 23, 2003