Mormonaire

A wealthy Mormon. Usually with net worth over $1 million. Usually, but not exclusively, located in Utah. Prominent examples include Mitt Romney, Bill Marriot, and Harry Reid. Often frequent Park City.

When I'm in Utah to ski I'm often surprised by the wealth out there. There must be a gazillion Mormonaires

by postfactor September 16, 2020

Mormonites

Someone who goes to an LDS church and forces their beliefs onto everyone around them. They wear magic underwear and can't drink caffine.

The mormonites cornered me in the hallway today, and wanted me to go to church with them.

by y'allneedjesus May 14, 2014

moronaire

A person with the intellectual capacity of a rock, with an over-abundance of money; or someone with more money than brains. In the case of a younger person, the money usually derives from family wealth and not from personal hard work. Known traits of moronaires: their inability to show respect to fellow human beings and the Law, as well as their overdeveloped sense of entitlement. This manifests mostly during their attempts at driving vehicles of all descriptions on public roads.

Dubai is a magnet for moronaires from all over the world. A good example would be a rich high school graduate racing around in a Lamborghini or other super car, and lacking the common sense or respect for law to drive safely, thus crashing and causing a spectacular fireball soon thereafter.

by Woefers October 6, 2013

Molionaire

Someone who has a mole (Avogadro's number or 602 sextillion 200 quintillion) of dollars or a comparable currency.

No one is a molionaire yet. One would have to be a billionaire almost a quadrillion times over to be one.

by Hank Sauri July 27, 2023

mormonize

The act of copulation with a member of the Church (Cult) of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. Since what they do to reproduce cannot be considered sexy, mormonizing is what they do.

Also, the act of converting someone to a mormon can be called mormonizing, because once you join, you are fucked.

Jess: Get ready to be mormonized.
Jebidiah: Ok, but only without protection. We need to expand this farce, I mean religion.

by Micho Rizo September 14, 2005

mormonize

To screw somebody in a manner that is consistent with the Mormon faith.

"Did you guys get kinky last night?"
"Nah, she's a Mormon, so we just Mormonized."

by JulesJules September 30, 2005

Mormonizer

A Mormon who just owns at all that he does.

Loved by all who meet them.

Jim: i hear Jeff's Mormon, that dudes so badass!

Tim:I know! he's such a Mormonizer!!!!

by Jimmy Luvdavaj June 12, 2009