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Mormonizer

A Mormon who just owns at all that he does.

Loved by all who meet them.
Jim: i hear Jeff's Mormon, that dudes so badass!

Tim:I know! he's such a Mormonizer!!!!
by Jimmy Luvdavaj June 12, 2009
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Mormonization

The act of being mormonized i.e. To become mormon
Mormonization is a very real threat in Utah; It kills thousands every year.
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Mormanizer

A player amongst LDS church that can easily hold hands with all the LDS and non LDS he chooses. Looked up to by many younger male LDS but despised and ridiculed by non LDS. The Mormanizer rarely progresses to the first base but still hits the ball every time, getting all the way home or in more general terms getting laid is unheard of and has yet to be recorded in history as of this date.
"Wow hes got 2 girls holding his hand"
"Yeah hes a mormanizer"
by TKM NEWS STATION November 9, 2009
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Mormonites

Someone who goes to an LDS church and forces their beliefs onto everyone around them. They wear magic underwear and can't drink caffine.
The mormonites cornered me in the hallway today, and wanted me to go to church with them.
by y'allneedjesus May 14, 2014
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mormonservative

Someone who is both mormon and conservative, usually radically so, and therefore has no legitimate opinions in either religion or politics, regardless of level of education.
Many mormonservatives live in Utah.
by ProutProutProut February 4, 2010
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mormonster

A desciple of the mormon faith who trolls neighborhoods throughout the day, going door-to-door in an attempt to recruit non-believers
Watch out! Do not look directly into the eyes of the mormonster, lest ye be entrapped in its vile grips!
by mrbobandthehappyvalkyrie December 18, 2008
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moronize

The act of makin someone (or something) a moron, one moron more on earth

What happens to you when lookin at MTV
Bush moronizes all those American crackers with his retarded speech

My sister got moronized last night. She watched that Brad Pitt´s shit during 6 hours!
by Yo Daddy, bitch! February 10, 2005
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