Mormonaire

A wealthy Mormon. Usually with net worth over $1 million. Usually, but not exclusively, located in Utah. Prominent examples include Mitt Romney, Bill Marriot, and Harry Reid. Often frequent Park City.
When I'm in Utah to ski I'm often surprised by the wealth out there. There must be a gazillion Mormonaires
by postfactor September 16, 2020
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chipmunk

The facial expression given by one caught in a lie. To chipmunk, or be chipmunked, means to chatter your teeth in shame or nervousness.
Even though Jim ran a train on me, it was Joe who chipmunked me when he found out later.
by postfactor November 30, 2019
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Fellowny

Felony crime committed by educated members of academia.

Conjugation of the word felony and fellow. A fellow is a member of an academy/learned society or a group of learned subjects, and a felony is traditionally considered a crime of high seriousness.
I was walking down Fleet St. when a bearded man of about 44 thumped me over the head with a copy of Tolstoy's "Childhood." He ran off screaming "that's an aggravated fellowny, but I've got tenure."
by postfactor September 18, 2020
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Asslete

An athlete with a large or recognizable posterior. Often times, these athletes will be both successful, reaching the tops of their game, such as Serena Williams.
That woman has such a large butt that it hides her championship physique, like an asslete
by postfactor September 29, 2020
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doomer

1. A person who plays the video game ‘Doom
2. A term for a customer or individual who “doomsthe brand.
3. A person who ruins another person reputation.
Man the kid is such a doomer
by postfactor July 02, 2021
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clang

1. A slang term for stolen booty
2. The term for when an investment round of looted drug money shuts at the multinational bond market.
“We clanged pretty hard that round.”
“How many tons of heroin were sold?”
“Enough to fund that bridge over there.”
by postfactor April 07, 2019
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Cribbed Up

1. Staying in; not going out on the town.
2. Housed in mature or expensive housing

3. Home body; married, with children.

4. Happy with ones dwelling.
I would talk to JayDee, but he’s been cribbed up the Stonefield Estates since he got married.
by postfactor April 09, 2024
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