postfactor's definitions

Fellowny

Felony crime committed by educated members of academia.

Conjugation of the word felony and fellow. A fellow is a member of an academy/learned society or a group of learned subjects, and a felony is traditionally considered a crime of high seriousness.

I was walking down Fleet St. when a bearded man of about 44 thumped me over the head with a copy of Tolstoy's "Childhood." He ran off screaming "that's an aggravated fellowny, but I've got tenure."

by postfactor September 18, 2020

clang

1. A slang term for stolen booty
2. The term for when an investment round of looted drug money shuts at the multinational bond market.

“We clanged pretty hard that round.”
“How many tons of heroin were sold?”
“Enough to fund that bridge over there.”

by postfactor April 7, 2019

degen

A shortening of the word degenerate, and a conjugation of the words degenerate and generation - a generation of degenerates, such as alcoholics, drugs addicts, and others needing eventual longterm medical care for persistent substance abuse. This type of care is often liver, kidney, or cardiovascular.

Generation degen went way too hard this time and now they’re on dialysis.

by postfactor January 12, 2022

Cribbed Up

1. Staying in; not going out on the town.
2. Housed in mature or expensive housing

3. Home body; married, with children.

4. Happy with ones dwelling.

I would talk to JayDee, but he’s been cribbed up the Stonefield Estates since he got married.

by postfactor April 8, 2024

DR

Shorthand for Date Rape or Drug & Rape.

I went out last night and had a drink and passed out. I woke up DR'd.

by postfactor September 16, 2020

Infantifa

Younger adults and others who leash out in violent street mobs. Immature and unable to care for themselves, they often plea their cases publicly before both state and society.

Wow, look at that infantifa break that cars windows during this street revolt!

by postfactor September 28, 2020

Mormonaire

A wealthy Mormon. Usually with net worth over $1 million. Usually, but not exclusively, located in Utah. Prominent examples include Mitt Romney, Bill Marriot, and Harry Reid. Often frequent Park City.

When I'm in Utah to ski I'm often surprised by the wealth out there. There must be a gazillion Mormonaires

by postfactor September 16, 2020