Someone who goes to an LDS church and forces their beliefs onto everyone around them. They wear magic underwear and can't drink caffine.
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A condition where an individual isn't a mormon, but acts like he/she is by not doing drugs, alcohol, or before-marriage sex. See Also Strait Edge.
A condition where an individual isn't a mormon, but dresses and often looks like one.
A condition where an individual isn't a mormon, but dresses and often looks like one.
Dave seems like he doesn't do drugs, drink, and is a virgin. Is he a mormon? No, my friend told me he's not, and that he's got mormonitis.
Then I saw Dave ride his bike on the side of the road. I thought he was one of those mormons who ride their bikes while dressed nicely, and wearing backpacks and nametags. But since Dave isn't a mormon (he wasn't wearing a nametag), then it became obvious that he had mormonitis.
Then I saw Dave ride his bike on the side of the road. I thought he was one of those mormons who ride their bikes while dressed nicely, and wearing backpacks and nametags. But since Dave isn't a mormon (he wasn't wearing a nametag), then it became obvious that he had mormonitis.
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Get the Mormontastic mug.A desciple of the mormon faith who trolls neighborhoods throughout the day, going door-to-door in an attempt to recruit non-believers
Watch out! Do not look directly into the eyes of the mormonster, lest ye be entrapped in its vile grips!
by mrbobandthehappyvalkyrie December 18, 2008
Get the mormonster mug.Brigham Young taught the doctrine of Adam-God as divine revelation, but now Gordon B. Hinckley says that it is a heresy. Hinckley is very mormonitious.
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Sounds so melodic you can't hear the offensive undertone. Great to use for moron Mormons and other Normons.
Sounds so melodic you can't hear the offensive undertone. Great to use for moron Mormons and other Normons.
Ex. His mormonicness made him feel astranged.
Ex. They spread mormonicness as if was butter on a dumb people sandwich.
Ex. They spread mormonicness as if was butter on a dumb people sandwich.
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