Mormonites
Someone who goes to an LDS church and forces their beliefs onto everyone around them. They wear magic underwear and can't drink caffine.
Mormonites by y'allneedjesus May 14, 2014
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Mormonics
Mormonics by broncogunner June 12, 2008
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Mormonites • Mormonitis • mormonize • Mormontastic • Moronitis • Mormonesque • Mormonicness • Mormonitious • Mormonity • Mormonizer
Mormonitis
A condition where an individual isn't a mormon, but acts like he/she is by not doing drugs, alcohol, or before-marriage sex. See Also Strait Edge.
A condition where an individual isn't a mormon, but dresses and often looks like one.
A condition where an individual isn't a mormon, but dresses and often looks like one.
Dave seems like he doesn't do drugs, drink, and is a virgin. Is he a mormon? No, my friend told me he's not, and that he's got mormonitis.
Then I saw Dave ride his bike on the side of the road. I thought he was one of those mormons who ride their bikes while dressed nicely, and wearing backpacks and nametags. But since Dave isn't a mormon (he wasn't wearing a nametag), then it became obvious that he had mormonitis.
Then I saw Dave ride his bike on the side of the road. I thought he was one of those mormons who ride their bikes while dressed nicely, and wearing backpacks and nametags. But since Dave isn't a mormon (he wasn't wearing a nametag), then it became obvious that he had mormonitis.
Mormonitis by Ilisten2Metal June 4, 2014
Mormontastic
Mormontastic by MoInThe415 July 13, 2005
mormonster
A desciple of the mormon faith who trolls neighborhoods throughout the day, going door-to-door in an attempt to recruit non-believers
Watch out! Do not look directly into the eyes of the mormonster, lest ye be entrapped in its vile grips!
mormonster by mrbobandthehappyvalkyrie December 18, 2008
Mormonitious
Brigham Young taught the doctrine of Adam-God as divine revelation, but now Gordon B. Hinckley says that it is a heresy. Hinckley is very mormonitious.
Mormonitious by isthechurchtrue August 6, 2011
Mormonicness
Extreme Conservative Moronicness
Sounds so melodic you can't hear the offensive undertone. Great to use for moron Mormons and other Normons.
Sounds so melodic you can't hear the offensive undertone. Great to use for moron Mormons and other Normons.
Ex. His mormonicness made him feel astranged.
Ex. They spread mormonicness as if was butter on a dumb people sandwich.
Ex. They spread mormonicness as if was butter on a dumb people sandwich.
Mormonicness by Tsjiele July 25, 2023
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