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Mormonites

Someone who goes to an LDS church and forces their beliefs onto everyone around them. They wear magic underwear and can't drink caffine.
The mormonites cornered me in the hallway today, and wanted me to go to church with them.
by y'allneedjesus May 14, 2014
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Mormonics

A portmanteau of 'Mormon' and 'phonics' - A peculiar language for a peculiar people.
by broncogunner June 12, 2008
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Mormonitis

A condition where an individual isn't a mormon, but acts like he/she is by not doing drugs, alcohol, or before-marriage sex. See Also Strait Edge.

A condition where an individual isn't a mormon, but dresses and often looks like one.
Dave seems like he doesn't do drugs, drink, and is a virgin. Is he a mormon? No, my friend told me he's not, and that he's got mormonitis.

Then I saw Dave ride his bike on the side of the road. I thought he was one of those mormons who ride their bikes while dressed nicely, and wearing backpacks and nametags. But since Dave isn't a mormon (he wasn't wearing a nametag), then it became obvious that he had mormonitis.
by Ilisten2Metal June 4, 2014
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Mormontastic

Gina always pays extra tithe! She's Mormontastic!
by MoInThe415 July 13, 2005
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mormonster

A desciple of the mormon faith who trolls neighborhoods throughout the day, going door-to-door in an attempt to recruit non-believers
Watch out! Do not look directly into the eyes of the mormonster, lest ye be entrapped in its vile grips!
by mrbobandthehappyvalkyrie December 18, 2008
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Mormonitious

To change from one essential doctrinal religious imperative to another without explanation.
Brigham Young taught the doctrine of Adam-God as divine revelation, but now Gordon B. Hinckley says that it is a heresy. Hinckley is very mormonitious.
by isthechurchtrue August 6, 2011
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Mormonicness

Extreme Conservative Moronicness

Sounds so melodic you can't hear the offensive undertone. Great to use for moron Mormons and other Normons.
Ex. His mormonicness made him feel astranged.

Ex. They spread mormonicness as if was butter on a dumb people sandwich.
by Tsjiele July 25, 2023
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