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Mormanizer 

A player amongst LDS church that can easily hold hands with all the LDS and non LDS he chooses. Looked up to by many younger male LDS but despised and ridiculed by non LDS. The Mormanizer rarely progresses to the first base but still hits the ball every time, getting all the way home or in more general terms getting laid is unheard of and has yet to be recorded in history as of this date.
"Wow hes got 2 girls holding his hand"
"Yeah hes a mormanizer"
Mormanizer by TKM NEWS STATION November 9, 2009
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Mormacian 

Aaron spoke mormacian to Colin and Danny but they didn't understand what he was saying.

Aaron spoke mormacian at the mormatican.
Mormacian by Mythmaker January 1, 2006

mortaliles 

fucking twats who like to set people on fire
Sexy beast....
"my foot is getting hot!!"

"the flaming middle finger!"

"burn, burn motherfucker!"

mortaliles
mortaliles by muahahahah April 21, 2007

Mormanillies 

Years of interbreeding between Morman and Hillbillies in Nevada to achieve the lowest possible IQ.
Mormanillies are as follows: A girl gets her boyfriend to sell all his stuff in a yard sale so he can pay her rent. Girl does not work or have a job and he does not live with her. Then girl marries someone else.

People that dress up like cowboys to include boots, handkerchiefs, may or may not own a horse they cannot ride, and live in a run down trailer house.
Mormanillies by buzzlebee69 July 8, 2011
Moronic Imbecile, someone so stupid they require a simplification of a double insult.
That morbacile is still fingerpainting with his own shit.
morbacile by Alloyhat June 2, 2015

Mortaliles 

Really really stupid, in a funny way
like to set self/others on fire
kinda scary :(
loveable, but dememnted
*guy sets himself on fire* hahah that was so mortaliles!!
*guy runs into wall* hahah that was so mortaliles!!
*guy does something scaryish but cute* hahah that was so mortaliles!!
etc etc
Mortaliles by woof woof woof! June 24, 2007