Jonathan Morgenstern, also known as Sebastian Verlac, is the first child of the late Valentine Morgenstern and the late Jocelyn Fairchild and the older brother of Clary Fairchild.Jonathan was injected with pure demon blood while still in Jocelyn's womb.Because of his demon blood, Jonathan grew up with murderous tendencies.Portrayed by Luke Baines, Will Tudor

luke: clary, u had a brother named Jonathan Morgenstern

clary: had?

Jonathan Morgenstern by seryna March 15, 2021

Valentine Morgenstern

Literally one of the two biggest fictional aholes (the other being his son) you will ever meet.
Don't, just don't

Valentine Morgenstern? Ahole

Valentine Morgenstern by Fan.boy.for.real January 20, 2021

Sebastian/Jonathan Morgenstern

One of the two biggest fictioanl aholes (the other being his father) you will ever meet/

Me: Sebastian/Jonathan Morgenstern? No.

Sebastian/Jonathan Morgenstern by Fan.boy.for.real January 20, 2021

Morgenshtern

Morgenshtern is a russian shit-rapper.

-Ew what’s that?
-it’s a new Morgenshtern’s song..
-Pls, turn it down and get the hell out of my house!

-what a strange pineapple..
-no dude, it’s Morgenshern

Morgenshtern by anonimus bigus dickus December 11, 2020

Morganstein

Morganstein

1. a Jewish name. like anything with -stein is Jewish. if you have this name,
you're either Jewish or should be.

2. a name made up by an awesome person named Caroline who speaks Spanglish.

3. A synonym for Rachel. She's awesome and pretty and we all are soooo jealous of her but love her A LOT.

Caroline: RACHEL MORGANSTEIN!
Rachel: Yes?
Hannah: Oh nothing, Caroline just likes gritar tu nombre in daily vida.

Morganstein by SupahHannah January 27, 2009

Morgenshtern

A title that means Morning Start from German. This title only rewarded to the person that becomes Russian Rap conqueror.

Today this title is belongs to Valeyev Alisher Tagirovich, who is known for the tiktok banger ICE.

Putin is Morgenshtern.
Dad, I want to be Morgenshtern in the future

Morgenshtern by Your☆ January 16, 2021

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026