Fan.boy.for.real's definitions

Alec Lightwood

Literally the hottest book character ever. However, Malec can not be split up, sh he shall remain with Magnus Bane.

Oh my god! Alec Lightwood IS SO HOT

by Fan.boy.for.real January 15, 2021

Page 511

Don't. Just don't The cursed number itself does not exist to TSC fans, Malec shippers especially.

Friend: What did you think about page 511?
Me: *whirls around* We DO NOT speak of that. Understand me? *Goes and cries in corner*

by Fan.boy.for.real January 15, 2021

Caleb

me
I am Caleb
None of the above stated things are true about me, minus liking music and not liking to let people in.
I honestly have zero good qualities.
Also a major nerd.

Me: "Everything they said about me (Caleb) is wrong."

by Fan.boy.for.real January 19, 2021

Valentine Morgenstern

Literally one of the two biggest fictional aholes (the other being his son) you will ever meet.
Don't, just don't

Valentine Morgenstern? Ahole

by Fan.boy.for.real January 20, 2021

Sebastian/Jonathan Morgenstern

One of the two biggest fictioanl aholes (the other being his father) you will ever meet/

Me: Sebastian/Jonathan Morgenstern? No.

by Fan.boy.for.real January 20, 2021

Zara Dearborn

Another huge fictional a hole.

Friend: Kiss marry kill Zara Dearborn, Zara Dearborn, Zara Dearborn
Me: Kill Zara Dearborn 1, kill Zara Dearborn 2, kill Zara Dearborn 3

by Fan.boy.for.real January 20, 2021