Moorf

A fat old lazy man who plays dumb like he is an idiot, when really he is a genius

My teacher is such a moorf.

by fattird12408 April 9, 2009

Dean Moore

A great runner of parks, roads and backyards. The best father, husband and best friend. The braaier of steaks, master of webers and king of flattys. Not too bad with a circular saw.
Beer maker, cupboard builder and best 80’s music dancer.

Met a cool guy last night, he’s a total Dean Moore, the whole package

by Fishyfish81 May 8, 2021

Moof

Moof; _moo-f_ - verb. To not deploy one's parachute in warzone

Fuck sake Ian, did you Moof again?

by Reggiestair September 23, 2020

Moof-Milker

Any person who tries to fix that which is not broken. Usually, they will add unnecessary parts to the thing they are trying to fix, thus overly complicating and then breaking said thing.

Han Solo (in response to the hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon not working): Hey! Some moof-milker put a compressor on the ignition line.

by SkubalaHead June 7, 2016

moerfoer

The pronunciation for mofo or motherfucker when you aren't comfortable cussing.

live on the air The defensive edge sure put a dirty hit on the quarterback. He is one nasty moerfoer.

by Extremityman October 17, 2023

stacy moored

To really fuck something up in a way only a rock star can do.

Me "Dude! What happened last night? Shit went sideways..."

Rock star "I stacy moored it and pissed my girl off on her birthday!"

by demon shits February 15, 2014

Moorey

A Moorey is when, while in Las Vegas you get jacked by two prostitutes. Who take your $800, your camera and all your dignity.

When Erin was on his trip he copped a Moorey big time. Now he can't get home and his mum won't speak to him.

by Sam Deighton December 22, 2007