Moonied 

When you're a new employee given huge responsabilities on day 1 and not provided any equipment or access to do your job for 2 weeks.

Steve was Moonied like so many before him. Steve had 4 customer meetings handed to him after signing his W4, HR was proactive and emailed him his userID and password and forgot to order his equipment.

Moonied by MicroMo November 5, 2011

Talking moonie

Similar to a moonie.The act of bending over & spreading ones buttocks thus revealing the anus to an unsuspecting friend or relative. The "mooner" then manipulates his or her sphincter whilst engaging the victim in conversation, creating the illusion that they are indeed taking out of their arse.

Talking Moonie

Mooner - "hello... hello.. hows my beard?"
Victim - "fuck off"

Talking moonie by dancehalldudley March 22, 2007

Keith Mooned, - ing, 

Ransacking a room, generaly a hotel room, wherein a television or some other large item is thrown through a window, usually into a swimming pool.

Remember at our highschool graduation when Bubba and Chip totally Keith Mooned our room at the Ramada Inn on Route 64?

Keith Mooned, - ing, by Rory Thompson September 2, 2005

Moonstar-Moonie

Moonstar-Moonie is a very cute, alien-cat thing. Her species is Starrcat, and she is the only one of her species. She was born from a dying star, and she was also destin to be a hero. Some physical details about her are lavender colored wings with crescent moons on them, praying mantis-like claws on her back, cat ears, antennas, and a big, fluffy, floppy, moppy tail. She’s very sweet and kind hearted, and tries to help others. She’s also psychic too. She has two other forms, Corruption and Midnight. Corruption is the depressed form of Moonie, while Midnight is the edgy and teenage like form of Moonie. But the real Moonie is absolutely amazing, and wonderful. She’s the most sweetest thing in the world ^*^.

Moonstar-Moonie is so sweet and kind! Her hugs are big and fluffy. She loves the stars and the moon too. Oh you have no idea how cute she is! Cute lil psychic cat!

Moonstar-Moonie by Forever Moon April 23, 2019

Pulled a moonie 

When someone jerks off in an outhouse.

O my god he just pulled a moonie!

Pulled a moonie by Balls 4 free January 23, 2019

Darwinkle Moonie 

The legitimate father of Chelswinkle Goonie and Nikwinkle Boonie. This man likes to phone up people's schools are request to speak to the head mistress. Possibly the funniest name in the world, and discovered by Nikki. Love you Nikki :)

Ring ring.
"Hello?"
"Hello can i speak to the head?"
"Yes who's calling.."
*snickers*
"Kay i'll put you on hold.."
"Hello?"
"Hello Missus Head Teacher, I have a DARWINKLE MOONIE
on hold for you."
*more snickers*

Darwinkle Moonie by ChelseaLeigh May 21, 2009

moonie 

A religious number of people who believe that their messiah is Sun Myung Moon. They believe in abstinence, and sex after marriage. Purity is the most important thing for them, and they work hard to make everyone happy; this include service projects every summer and winter.

They fundraise everywhere to hold speeches and rallies and to donate...ALOT.

moonie by anonimoose March 30, 2005