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A religious number of people who believe that their messiah is Sun Myung Moon. They believe in abstinence, and sex after marriage. Purity is the most important thing for them, and they work hard to make everyone happy; this include service projects every summer and winter.
They fundraise everywhere to hold speeches and rallies and to donate...ALOT.
by anonimoose March 30, 2005
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Moonie Is A Beautiful Girl ! Shes Usually About 5'5 Nice Shape And Very Pretty! Looks Can Be Decieving Moonie Can Be Fierce ! Moonie Doesnt Take Shit She'll Snap ! Moonie Is Very Independent And Self Reliant !
I Saw Moonie Today ! Bae Was Looking Tooo Good!
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A fan of the anime 'Sailor Moon'.
Ophelia was always a moonie.
by RichardFanx3 July 15, 2005
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Sailor Moon fanatic. Someone who can quote phrases in Japanese while barely understanding what the fuck they are saying.
That Moonie would not shut up about how in the name of the moon she'ld punish me.
by Mike April 3, 2003
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A fan of the anime series Sailor Moon, esp. fanatical
That moonie has the entire series on Laserdisk, not to mention a shrine to Sailor Mars and Sailor Mercury.
by MrMorden February 5, 2005
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v. moonie, moonies

also known simply as a moon, the action of baring one's buttocks to all and sundry. a more offensive alternative to 'the birdie'. also known as 'showing the brown-eye'.
"the young whipper-snapper emerged from the bush, moonied at the old lady and ran off, leaving her with a look of shock and disgust on her face."
by Andrew Duffy February 12, 2004
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Slang originating in the 1970's for a member of the Unification church aka WorldCARP, created by Rev. Sun Myung Moon. He claims to be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ and equal to God. Moonies often target young, clean, ambitious people for their cult. They often use shady practices but claim innocent motives (world peace, anti-communism, etc).


Fast Facts:

They control over financial 1000 organizations around the world including the Washington Times.

Sun Myung Moon is highly superstitious, and uses psychics and occultic rituals for guidance.

Marriages are often arranged, and are sometimes used for people to gain citizenships in other countries. Newlywed couples are even told what positions to use for sex.

Moon wants to establish a New World Order and believes Koreans are the divine race.

"The whole world is in my hand, I will conquer and subjugate the world."
(Sun Myung Moon, Master Speaks, May 17, 1973)
These moonies keep asking me if I want to take a "survey", why don't they just leave me alone already!?
by Francisco March 9, 2005
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