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mooge muffins 

When a person gets so fucked up on drugs or alcohol he or she throws up on their chest/tits. It often happens to college freshmen who are binge drinking for the first time.
Girl: What happened to me last night? Why do I have mooge muffins?

Roommate: Weeeeeeeell...
mooge muffins by 0neWay November 19, 2013
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To be intoxicated, usually involving large amounts of cannabis and/or smacky pills.
Sorry I'm not much chat here but I'm fuckin mongoed man
mongoed by weecalrobot January 7, 2007
South African slang for a buffoon or a fool.
Don't be a moegoe or I'll moer you stukkend
moegoe by uksafa November 26, 2015
To be unfairly banned from a gaming server, usually by a 'witchhunt' instigated by a single player or admin.
"Why have I been mooged ffs? Bill banned me for no reason at all last night. It's just not fair"
Mooged by D NUM January 2, 2009

google moogle 

A hot eggnog drink for when you have a cold and sore throat and are too sick to do anything but mindless googling.
Derived from the Yiddish drink - "gogl mogl" - a non-alcoholic eggnog given to sick kids for generations by their Jewish mothers, before and after the advent of penicillin, OTC meds, etc.
Rachel (lying in bed with her laptop): "I feel so crummy with this sore throat. I don't even want to get out of bed."
Jacob: "Don't worry, honey. I'm going to whip you up a google moogle and you'll feel better in no time."
google moogle by brainyuck November 22, 2011
In Star Trek, a Ferengi term of endearment given to immediate female relatives, such as mothers.
I have to tell moogie how much latinum I made from my latest acquisition!
moogie by Jeralan September 17, 2016