Mooch

An extremely short midget that typically never does her work (and instead gets others to do it for her) and can’t think.

Hey look, that mooch’s height is under 9000 (and shrinking)!

by Lawlbags! October 14, 2009

Announcer

A sophomore class-councillor that tries to make jokes during the morning announcements but fails at it.

Hey look, that announcer’s made over 9000 bad ones!

by Lawlbags! November 03, 2009

Lawlbags!

The funniest dude on the planet! The best part is no one will ever know who he is hahahaha!
The name is said to have originated from the phrase "Bags of Lawl" however disturbia may think otherwise

Lawlbags! will be back!!!

by Lawlbags! October 14, 2009

Genius

A super-smart math teacher that teaches at HTHS and can divide by zero.

Hey look, that genius’s IQ is over 9000!

by Lawlbags! October 22, 2009