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A person who mooches all of your things. Is constantly over at your house playing your video games, drinking your pop, and eating your food. Really shouldnt have any friends except creepy people that laugh at his crappy jokes that he steals off the interweb. Usually is cheap and doesnt buy something even if he needed it and had the money. Probably still owns a CD player and will upgrade to the Ipod shuffle whenever they drop below the 50 price range. Dr. Phil: My advise is to break up the relationship boot him out of his house and send him back to his CD player and PS2 or N64.
Mitch you are constatly up at my house playing my games and drinking my pop, quit being such a moochy.
moochy by Dr. Phil 666 July 10, 2007
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this word means to be incredibly homosexual to a stereotypical point, to have a prolapse, and kill people with spoons... incredibly homosexual + having a prolapse + having a reputation for killing people with spoons = a moochy
Tony the p.e enthusiast was stuck in the toilet today with a girls outfit on and prolapsing. he was found with the famous weapon of "the spoon of death". the person that found him said he was moochy
moochy by markuss05008 June 8, 2011
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i have absolutely no idea what this means......
???im cofuzzled????like i rreally have no idea bout this "thing"
moochy by ME AGAIN!! July 15, 2004
An adjective. Meaning, to be too lovey or kind. Come off too strong.
Did you hear what Brooke said?
She said that Dylan was sexy!!
Yeah man, she’s way too moochy!!
Moochy by discottz May 19, 2020

porn mooch 

1) n. An individual who acquires and uses another's account for commercial porn sites without ever contributing money or returning the favor.

2) n. An individual who refuses to pay for porn, but rather subsists on the seemingly infinite supply of lo-res pictures and truncated, money shot-less clips meant to induce subscriptions. Without use of a proper browser, this usually leads to a porn storm. The search of good porn using this method can often result in succumbing to a porn vortex.
Matt is such a porn mooch! I gave him my goatslikeitrough.com login like three months ago, and he changed my password!

Every time you pass by Eric's computer, there's a porn storm. He's such a porn mooch! Why doesn't he just pay for the stuff?
porn mooch by lugnutwrench July 6, 2008

Scooch a mooch 

when something/someone is in the way
*car is in the way of fan *

Ariana: scooch a mooch
Scooch a mooch by hereforari June 17, 2016

Scooch a mooch 

Someone who is annoying, really disturbing
Get out the way, scooch a mooch !
Scooch a mooch by Agb_93 July 23, 2015
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