Noodle's definitions

butty

UK English term for a sandwich, particularly said from Birmingham upwards. The London equivalent would be "sarnie".

Probably comes from the word butter.

"What've you got for your dinner?"
"Cheese butties."

by Noodle May 16, 2005

Widge

UK English Primary school word for penis - even more childish than willy.

Can be lengthened to widgy if you want.

"Miss, Miss - I fell over and hurt my widge."

by Noodle May 16, 2005

belsk

Word used in the north of England which simply means a bell-end. Can be used also as an insult.

"My belsk is purple."
"You are a right belsk."

by Noodle May 17, 2005

smidsy

A proper retard. Plays Quake 3 and Halo 2. Talks absolute gibberish and is also a ginja ninja in disguise.

"Smidsy your a proper tard I swear"

by Noodle April 8, 2005

state

A word used in UK slang which can mean:

1. An exclamation of surprise (usually shock).
2. An adjective meaning bad/poor.
3. An adjective meaning good (similar to how "sick" is used).

1. "Did you know that Fred crashed his car last night?", "Woah, state".

2. "Have you seen that toilet? It's well state"

3. "I did a turbo last night, it were well state"

by Noodle May 15, 2007

mintos

Usually used after the word willy to form the phrase 'willy mintos'

An announcement of elation and/or disbelief.

I've won the lottery? Willy Mintos!

by Noodle November 28, 2003

fon

Freak of nature: not a desirable quality. A 14 year old girl who is a bitch, whore and an aneorix slut who has not real goal in life.

Kate Van Der Kann is a fon.

by noodle September 6, 2003