Noodle's definitions

belsk

Word used in the north of England which simply means a bell-end. Can be used also as an insult.

"My belsk is purple."
"You are a right belsk."

by Noodle May 17, 2005

Widge

UK English Primary school word for penis - even more childish than willy.

Can be lengthened to widgy if you want.

"Miss, Miss - I fell over and hurt my widge."

by Noodle May 16, 2005

butty

UK English term for a sandwich, particularly said from Birmingham upwards. The London equivalent would be "sarnie".

Probably comes from the word butter.

"What've you got for your dinner?"
"Cheese butties."

by Noodle May 16, 2005

meh

A person who deficates at the end of girls beds while being confused about his sexuality

<SPAFFmeh> the bird is the one I shat off the end of the bed of

by Noodle February 7, 2005

mooch

Someone who wants something for free .. someone who takes and takes but doesn't give back.

Matt is the biggest MOOCH ive ever seen

by Noodle January 16, 2005

state

A word used in UK slang which can mean:

1. An exclamation of surprise (usually shock).
2. An adjective meaning bad/poor.
3. An adjective meaning good (similar to how "sick" is used).

1. "Did you know that Fred crashed his car last night?", "Woah, state".

2. "Have you seen that toilet? It's well state"

3. "I did a turbo last night, it were well state"

by Noodle May 15, 2007

nodle

its like a noodle but longer

im gonna have sum nodle for dinner

by noodle September 8, 2003