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MonsterCum

The best feeling anyone can ever have. Unlike a normal ejaculation, a MonsterCum is an extreme feeling in which more semen is produced and feels 5x better than a normal ejaculation
I experienced my first monstercum when Susie used every part of her mouth to give me a blow job
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Monstercat

Originating in July 1st, 2011; Monstercat Media is a record label gaining popularity who takes up small name artists from a spectrum of electric genres and promotes them.
Occasionally they will produce mixes with a certain theme such as an album or time of year.

On their Youtube channel they release a new song every week from one of the people on their team as well as occasionally put up free songs for download.

Their genre pool consists of: Glitch Hop, Nu Disco, Electronic Dance Music (EDM), House, Drum and Bass, Drumstep, Hard Dance, Trance, Electro, and Dubstep.

Their most noted artists that are currently on the team are Going Quantum, Rogue, Tristram, Vicetone, Matduke, and Droptek.
Their previous members whom they've released due to an increased popularity would be Ephixa, Mr. FijiWiji, Pegboard Nerds, and several others.
"I can't find any good dubstep! Do you know where I could find something I'd like?"
"Try looking up Monstercat, they promote a lot of really good dubstep producers and some other stuff you might like too!"
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Monstercat Media

An EDM (electronic dance music) record label based in Vancouver, Canada. Mike Darlington, CEO,23 and Ari Paunonen, COO, founded Monstercat in July 2011.1 Monstercat is a team of 10: Mike Darlington (Co-Founder, CEO), Ari Paunonen (Co-Founder, COO), Jon Winter (Head of Music, also known as the artist Going Quantum), Rob Allen (Merchandise Manager), Gavin Johnson (Head of Licensing), Ryan Petrie (Design Manager), Dan Scarcelli (Podcast & Music Manager), William Casarin (Lead Developer), Jack Zhang (Developer), and Connell McCarthy (Designer and Web Developer).
Unlike other labels that sign artists, Monstercat signs their artists on a per-track basis, giving them full copyright to a song while still giving the artist freedom to release other productions where they see fit. Monstercat releases 3 new tracks per week on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. After certain amount of releases - currently 30 - Monstercat puts all of them into a compilation album; however some do not go in the album because they are either a promotional release for something else or because the artist has released more than two tracks within the time frame.

I love Monstercat so much. <3
Some of my favourite songs promoted by Monstercat Media:
Kill the Silence by Muzzy
Dust Devils by Muzzy
Nightrider by Draper
Run Away From Me by dot.EXE

Self Destruct by Pegboard Nerds
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Monstercat

The most popular AND fastest growing Electronic Dance Music Media Label on YouTube. They promote artists such as Televisor, Pegboard Nerds, Nitro Fun, Mr. Fijiwiji, Krewella, and many others.

They release three songs every week on their YouTube Channel
They have a weekly podcast on their Hub.

Every few months or on Special Holidays, they release a new Album.

They promote several genres including Electro, Drumstep, Nu Disco, Indie Dance, Progressive House, Drum and Base.
Have you heard the newest Pegboard Nerds song on Monstercat?
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MONSTERBURG

MONSTERBURG: Dave Monsterburg, that is. Award Winning, Celebrity Facebook Comedian Phenom. His posts are non-stop fun, his friends are outrageous. He’s been copied, but never been topped. The humor flows like a river of diarrhea in an old folk’s home. Nothing about the Monsterburg page will ever be “normal”, what is normal anyway? Guaranteed to twist your mind and warp your values; it’s like travelling through the “Comedic Twilight Zone”. Mind distorting humor is there for all to participate and appreciate. The sarcastic brand of humor is not for the feeble minded, weak hearted, or those prone to sharting; nothing is off limits to be made fun of, and nothing will be off limits. The non apologetic comedy is what makes it the best page on Facebook there is. Dave Monsterburg and his lively bunch of cohorts with their “Off” brand of humor will make you pee your pants from laughter.
Can someone call my therapist, I'm addicted to the Monsterburg and can't sign off Facebook.

MOM....Dave Monsterburg made me pee my pants again!
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Monsterfucker

Wanna fuck a werewolf? Ya a monsterfucker.

Wanna fuck a ghost? A Zombie? That's necrophilia But counts! you heathen.

Wanna fuck Dragon? (Unless in human form) Beastitality! And ya a monsterfucker!

Pop a boner going through r/bodyhorror? Here's your crown!
Person 1: Ooo! Look at his teeth!

Person 2: They are pointy and jagged! You monsterfucker!

Person 1: Ooo~ Tentacles give~
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Monsterburg Manor

The house of Dave Monsterburg, where he conducts his strange experiments in social networking, side splitting comedy and others thing that the loyal followers love everyday, the manor is the coolest place to live this side of Disneyland
all sorts of craziness daliy at the Monsterburg Manor
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