Monster Muff 

Female pubic hair that reaches 1-1.5 inches below the belly button, depending on body type. Reminiscent of a dark colored shag carpet sample and not to be confused with a happy trail.

Yo man that girl i got with last night had a serious monster muff, im talking serious poof ball afro puff steez.

Monster Muff by olympicmuffdiver December 9, 2009

Monster Muff 

shaved beaver that has grown back twice as thick

Pats momma has a monster muff, It's like the jungle in nam!!

Monster Muff by 2fast4u May 3, 2006

Muff Monster 

Totally a dyke term.

Someone who monsters the muff .
Definitely not something you’d want to be called in passing.

I heard she was a total muff monster.

Muff Monster by Penni234 March 10, 2018

cock eyed muff monster 

the bitch next door with the crazy eye

my life is shit, hell i live next to a cock eyed muff monster

cock eyed muff monster by boarder1290 December 23, 2006

muff monsters

a more laid back term for female pubic lice

"holly's been to the doctors..."
"has she?"
"yea she thinks she's contracted muff monsters"

muff monsters by x_Katy_x May 24, 2006

muffin monster 

This awesome machine in 30 Days Of Night.

It grinds things up...

Like trash...

And people...

Ohnoes!!!! It's the muffin monster!!!!

Oh... and there goes someone's arm...

Oh my...

muffin monster by RhapsodyEternal November 16, 2007

muffle monster 

A huge muff on either a male or a female.

"Man, did you see Nicole's muffle monster?"
-or-
" `70's porn has a lot of muffle monsters in it"

muffle monster by Caitlin-B May 3, 2005