Definitions by RhapsodyEternal

muffin monster 

This awesome machine in 30 Days Of Night.

It grinds things up...

Like trash...

And people...

Ohnoes!!!! It's the muffin monster!!!!

Oh... and there goes someone's arm...

Oh my...

muffin monster by RhapsodyEternal November 16, 2007

Zombie Jesus Day 

Easter... when Jesus rose from the dead... and we all know what a person is when he rises from the dead...

Taken from Cyanide and Happiness comics on April 8, 2007.

Happy Zombie Jesus Day! *huggles*

Zombie Jesus Day by RhapsodyEternal April 24, 2007

bottomfest 

A place where there have been, are, or will be many bottoms.

The Scissor Sisters concert tonight is going to be a bottomfest.

bottomfest by RhapsodyEternal January 14, 2007

fagcessory 

A gay guy who is used as an accessory for another person, usually a fag hag.

She's been holding my hand or clasping my arm every time we've been in public. I think I'm becoming a fagcessory.

fagcessory by RhapsodyEternal January 14, 2007