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a more laid back term for female pubic lice
"holly's been to the doctors..."
"has she?"
"yea she thinks she's contracted muff monsters"
by x_Katy_x May 16, 2006
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Totally a dyke term.

Someone who monsters the muff .
Definitely not something you’d want to be called in passing.
by Penni234 March 10, 2018
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someone who is very hairy on their face and looks like a muff!And is also just genrally ugly.
get away from me u muffmonster

omg get a shave
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