Monsodo

When a man has pubic hair that is longer then his penis is.

That man I took home from the club last night had monsodo cock so I laughed at him and made him leave.

by snatchhatch November 9, 2013

Monsoon

A name used for people that have magnetic powers and are philosophers, but you regret hiring.

Monsoon: "You know nothing about memes Sundowner!"

Sundowner: "Fuck you Monsoon, I'm fucking invincible!"

by 100% not Sundowner June 30, 2022

Monsoon Sheets

This occurs when you wait a long period of time to masturbate, and then you blow a huge load into your bed sheets.

I can't believe I have to sleep under these monsoon sheets.

by Teflon Swoop January 26, 2011

Poon Monsoon

Dorain the Boss Ross

Cat 5 Poon monsoon entering the area, expect to lose your girlfriend

by Gregkickass March 3, 2021

Monsoon of Failure

Your life.

Your existence is a monsoon of failure.

by NotPieGuy January 19, 2021

Monsoon Wet

A female in an extreme state of sexual arousal marked by excessive vaginal wetness. Condition generally created through extended foreplay and heightened anticipation of coitus.

Tonya's boyfriend was a foreplay connoisseur. After an hour of extended pre-coitus play, Tonya was in a complete state of Monsoon Wet.

by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2015

jinkx Monsoon

Jinkx Monsoon is the winner of RuPaul's Drag Race season 5 and is know for being Seattle's youngest MILF.

the winner of Rupaul's Drag race season 5 is, Jinkx Monsoon

by drag race fan May 7, 2018