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When you wake up before your one night stand does, quietly place a fan in front of her face...turn it on full blast while urinating from the reverse side into the blades. She will never know what hit her.

See also Pecos Bill
Woods woke up Erin last night with the full force of the Monsoon Assassin.
by The Silent Duck December 01, 2007
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