Monorah

An underrated name for a great person. Is often joked at for being a candle but honestly, you can never hurt a Monorah.

A sweet boy that people love to be around, really nice and chill af. Don’t even try to hurt them.

“Is that Monorah?”

“Yeah, hes really nice and chill”

by Helpmysoullmao October 13, 2019

monirah

Arabic name meaning glowing/gleaming/ one who enlightens. Derived from 'Noor' which means light. Likewise, she is a girl who lights up your life with her presence. Very jokey person who always makes all around her laugh uncontrollably. Tends to exhibit a very overprotective nature of anyone she cares about. Has a big heart, caring personality and loves strongly. Her laugh makes your heart fill with light.

*small girl with a bubbly personality walks past laughing*

Friend 1 to friend 2: she looks like such a monirah

by 4325ing2016 February 21, 2017

Monoral

An underrated kickass band that's poorly know of outside of Japan, despite all their songs being sung in english.

They made a song for a popular underground anime called Ergo Proxy, titled: Kiri

The band consists of Anis Shimada and Ali Morizumi

Person A: Monoral knows their shit!

Person B: 'The fuck is Monoral??

Person A: SHAME ON YOU!!

by LodeSword July 28, 2010

The Dirty Menorah

While the Menorah has its roots in Hebrew culture, religion, and lore, the dirty menorah has only recently made its way into the lexicon of sexual parlance. However, it has crossed over to become more secular in nature in that it is not only practiced by those of Hebrew ancestry and faith, but by members of various religions as well as agnostics, and atheists alike; it need not be hetero-specific. It is related to the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Rodriguez, and even more so to the Dirty Ash Wednesday, albeit borne of different religious doctrine.

In stark contrast to the Menorah, which bears a total of nine candles, only two participants are required to effect a ‘dirty menorah’, with the male (or one of the males if practiced by a non-hetero couple) serving as a sort of sexual shamash. For eight consecutive days, the ‘shamash’ has anal sex with his partner.

Each day, after having successfully nutted in the recipient’s ass, the shamash places an individual and distinct Hebrew-language character on the forehead of his partner using only his penis to write the character; the ‘ink’ with which the characters are written in this case being cock-borne ass-matter from the shamash’s dick. Contrast with Dirty Ash Wednesday.

“Ah, the dirty menorah…you know, last week I ran into my ex, and when I saw her, I couldn’t help but think of that vacation we took in the Bahamas where, over the course of eight nights, I painted her forehead with Hebrew characters using only my dick...best anal sex of my life, but she wouldn't leave the room.”

by justplainnuts December 1, 2009

Midnight Monorail

To poop in another's butt and then have that person poop it back into your butt, poopetually.

Cindy and I took a ride on the Midnight Monorail last night, and I ain't talkin' about at Disneyland.

by Twink13 March 29, 2009

Springfield Monorail

A public works project that is a huge waste of taxpayer money that turns out to be either a scam, a huge waste of money or both.
Comes from the Simpsons episode "Marge vs the Monorail" where Springfield spent all their money on a monorail only to have it fall apart on its maiden voyage.

The sky lift system cleveland put in fell apart after a week. That thing was a real Springfield Monorail.

by Dark Lord Cthulhu September 8, 2013

monogahog

(noun) one who is participating in a monogamous relationship; monogamist

When I started hooking up with Ted I had no idea he was such a monogahog-- he only likes dating one person at a time

Charlie tried being in an open relationship, but he's too much of a monogahog.

by wizardslut1999 July 17, 2020