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Midnight Monorail
Cindy and I took a ride on the Midnight Monorail last night, and I ain't talkin' about at Disneyland.
Midnight Monorail by Twink13 March 29, 2009
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Monoral • Monorail • monorailing • mongral • Monoball • monorailed • Minorally • mongralata • Monoaloofing • Monoballer
Springfield Monorail
A public works project that is a huge waste of taxpayer money that turns out to be either a scam, a huge waste of money or both.
Comes from the Simpsons episode "Marge vs the Monorail" where Springfield spent all their money on a monorail only to have it fall apart on its maiden voyage.
Comes from the Simpsons episode "Marge vs the Monorail" where Springfield spent all their money on a monorail only to have it fall apart on its maiden voyage.
The sky lift system cleveland put in fell apart after a week. That thing was a real Springfield Monorail.
Springfield Monorail by Dark Lord Cthulhu September 8, 2013
monogalust
(noun) 1. a condition of intense or unrestrained sexual craving to have a single sexual partner during a period of time
2. an overwhelming desire to get married to every person on which one has macked
2. an overwhelming desire to get married to every person on which one has macked
After she hooked up with that dude last night, she is all full of monogalust for him today.
That chick looking at Tiffany engagement rings has a bad case of monogalust.
That chick looking at Tiffany engagement rings has a bad case of monogalust.
monogalust by Giggles & Likes It June 4, 2008
big ass monorail
Origin: R. Crumb, 1960s-era underground comic artist. A bitch with an ass so big and bubbled that the top actually forms a shelf or seat, possibly large enough for an averaged-sized commuter to ride to work.
big ass monorail by Dick Knibbler December 28, 2007
monorail cat
Monorail cat is a popular internet "lolcat" or image macro of a cat laying what is known as "monorail style". This is where the cat will lay with all four paws under his body and head laying on floor. It was so named for its resemblance to the mass transit system, the Monorail. The most comon and most popular monorail cat is a Domestic Longhaired cat laying "monorail style" atop a sliding shower door.
*Monorail cat is offline for maintainance
*a caption to a picture of a sleeping kitten laying "monorail style".
*Monorail cat has left the station
*a caption to a picture of a monorail cat driving away.
*Hurry please, monorail cat is coming!
*a caption to a picture of a cat tied up as if to be tied to train tracks.
*Monorail cat now carries more passengers.
*a caption to a picture of a fat cat laying "monorail style"
*a caption to a picture of a sleeping kitten laying "monorail style".
*Monorail cat has left the station
*a caption to a picture of a monorail cat driving away.
*Hurry please, monorail cat is coming!
*a caption to a picture of a cat tied up as if to be tied to train tracks.
*Monorail cat now carries more passengers.
*a caption to a picture of a fat cat laying "monorail style"
monorail cat by melissa*f March 31, 2008
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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