Monocep

Slang for the most important muscle in the male body - the penis aka The Monocep.

While many men look to increase their Biceps, Triceps and Quadriceps, I prefer to focus on my Monocep in an effort to truly please the ladies.

Monocep by BatmanMuscles August 26, 2013

Monoclephobia 

The fear of monocles

Persona 1: “Hey man her family suddenly wore monocles while having tea and now she has Monoclephobia”

Person 2: “yeah that happened to me too…”

Monoclephobia by Gherman Sparrow July 11, 2021

Monoclephobia 

The fear of monocles

Persona 1: “Hey man her family suddenly wore monocles while having tea and now she has Monoclephobia”

Person 2: “yeah that happened to me too…”

Monoclephobia by Gherman Sparrow July 11, 2021

Monocelebprick 

Monocelebprick

A very insulting term for a bloke trying and failing to make himself look like one specfic celebrity.

Example: "Your never look anything like Brad Pitt, no mater what you do, your just an f**king useless monocelebprick"

Monocelebprick by Peter Glum September 20, 2007

monorepeating

(noun) the act of excessivly and exclusivly listening to a song over and over again for hours on end

I put Britney Spears on monorepeat.
I have been monorepeating Dune all day.

monorepeating by cbrpnk December 15, 2009

Monocelebpic 

Monocelebpic

An insulting term for a thick person obsesses by photographs, film and video of one celebrity, who they try a look and act like.

Example: "That Chanelle from Big Brother is a monocelebpic copy of that Poshspice bird"

Monocelebpic by Peter Glum September 20, 2007

monoceps 

When a guy has no abs whatsoever and is more or less fat in that particular area, he refers to his stomach as a monoceps, similar to stealth abs

John : Dude you should stop eating so much burgers and start working out, your stomach is really getting fat.
Mark : Oh come on youre just jealous of my monoceps.

monoceps by pooftwiggy February 24, 2010