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Monoclephobia 

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The fear of monocles
Persona 1: “Hey man her family suddenly wore monocles while having tea and now she has Monoclephobia”

Person 2: “yeah that happened to me too…”
Monoclephobia by Gherman Sparrow July 11, 2021
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Monoclephobia

monoclephobia 

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The fear of monocles

Usually obtained after meeting the monocle wearer final antagonist of the novel Lord Of The Mysteries
3 friends gather

friend 1 "Hey, whats up!!"

friend 2 "sup!!"

friend 3 " yall, have you guys read this novel called lord of the mysteries? it's really good!! the final antagonist wears a monocle, is insane and creepy.. he gave me monoclephobia and goosebumps...."

friend 1 & 2 "We did read this before! truly a great novel... *pulls a monocle out of nowhere*

friend 3 *Screams and runs away*
monoclephobia by praisethefool April 26, 2024
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Hate Sink 

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A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026
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funiosity 

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The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
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Toe Rag 

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A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026
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Eternity leave 

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When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
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