15 definitions by Peter Glum

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A catbag is a bag you put a cat in when you throw it in the river, when you no longer want it.
Example: Any bag can be used as a catbag as long as it sinks, with some bricks in it, to weigh it down.
by Peter Glum September 09, 2007
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A catbag is made from the skin of your dead cat. It is recycling and reusing the cat, so it has a useful function.
Example: That cat you had was a pain in the ass, but it makes a nice useful catbag for your shopping.
by Peter Glum September 09, 2007
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An Irish road worker's workload description in the dimensions of time and space.
Example: I tardis today and I tardis tomorrow.
by Peter Glum September 09, 2007
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A stupid fish that has seen Big Brother and now thinks its a bloody star.
Example: Can that fish sing? No! Can it dance? No! Can it tell jokes? No! It thinks its a bloody Starfish.
by Peter Glum September 09, 2007
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Monocelebpic

An insulting term for a thick person obsesses by photographs, film and video of one celebrity, who they try a look and act like.

Example: "That Chanelle from Big Brother is a monocelebpic copy of that Poshspice bird"
by Peter Glum September 09, 2007
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Monocelebprick

A very insulting term for a bloke trying and failing to make himself look like one specfic celebrity.
Example: "Your never look anything like Brad Pitt, no mater what you do, your just an f**king useless monocelebprick"
by Peter Glum September 09, 2007
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A very politically incorrect student magazine full of racist, sexist, ageist and disability jokes that takes the piss out of everyone as fair game. Sold at the student Rag week, promoting the event.
Example: Support your local Student Union, we take the piss out of everyone, so buy a Ragmag.
by Peter Glum September 09, 2007
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