Monkeylish

A Monkeylish is a beautiful, sweet, silly and sometimes forgetful girl. A Monkeylish always has her heart in the right place even when she momentarily forgets and lashes out ruthlessly at the target of her scorn. She is brave and appears to be outgoing even though she is secretly shy. Her eyes are the color of a mysterious sea that changes with the tides. She has tiny baby hands with dimples no matter her age and if you see something that is magical and defies definition for its beauty is too overwhelming to describe, that is a Monkeylish. One of a kind!

Omg! That is so dazzling in its beauty! A true Monkeylish!

Monkeylish by Miabohemian November 24, 2021

Monkeyfisting 

The act of shitting in one's hand and making a fist. Then proceeding to shove one's fist in their partner's rectum

Chad and I enjoy a good monkeyfisting every night.

Monkeyfisting by Zomboy595 December 23, 2016

monkeyshow 

a show made even for monkeys or by monkeys

Joe: Hey Jeff! Wanna go to the Monkeyshow downtown?
Jeff: Sure Joe! I would love to go to the Monkeyshow downtown!

monkeyshow by mopsguden November 8, 2023

monkeylicker 

A person who does/says something incredibly offensive/repulsive. They can be referred, quite simply, as a monkeylicker.

"god, have you seen those hawaiian shirts Derek has been wearing lately? what a monkeylicker"

monkeylicker by Buggercakes January 3, 2004

monkeyshines 

Pranks and other debauchery (usually playful)

Mary's 5 year old cousin keeps stealing her shoes and hiding them around the house. That kid is full of monkeyshines.

monkeyshines by CalicoECash May 21, 2009

monkeylicious 

Adjective: Something that is good or cool.

Did you see that flip I just did on the trampoline, it was so monkeylicious.

monkeylicious by J. Nick Payne May 2, 2006

Monkeyfishing 

To write a story on a web site (the more respectable and prominent the better) that is complete and abject bullshit. From a famous incident involving Slate magazine where a writer wrote a story positing a sport involving fishing rods, oranges and simians, and (surprise!) it all turned out to be fabricated.

Obama is really the love child of Raquel Welch and Sammy Davis Junior? Interesting theory, but I think you're monkeyfishing.

Monkeyfishing by Odgred Weary October 20, 2010