monkeyshow 

a show made even for monkeys or by monkeys

Joe: Hey Jeff! Wanna go to the Monkeyshow downtown?
Jeff: Sure Joe! I would love to go to the Monkeyshow downtown!

monkeyshow by mopsguden November 8, 2023

Satan's Moneyshot 

A term for being sprayed in the face with a very hot and/or painful liquid.

Friend 1: Dude, I asked this girl for her number. Instead she gave me Satan's Moneyshot!

Friend 2: Holy crap man! She must have thought you were a rapist.

Satan's Moneyshot by Johan The Destroyer July 12, 2012

monkeyphone

A group of young men who enjoy doing prank calls, going by the names Drew, Mark, Eric, and Matt. Monkeyphone is seemingly an offspring of kdk (see www.kdkprankcalls.com). They host an internet radio show on pcu radio (see www.pcuradio.com) Called Monkeyphones Retard Night. They have a small following of people, usually less than 50 listeners world wide for each show.

Have you been to www.monkeyphone.net yet? Its really cool!

monkeyphone by Matt Harper April 24, 2005

Monkeychops 

Face like a monkey. Term of endearment or harmless jesting.

Hello monkeychops!

Monkeychops by Kate Williams August 18, 2003

Monkeychoke 

Verb/Noun

To firmly grasp the base of the male genitalia in an effort to force blood to the head of the penis.

A strategy usually enacted in an effort to briefly simulate an erection when achieving an erection in a natural way is otherwise impossible.

A strategy used to counteract 'whiskey dick' and avoid impotence at all costs.

Prevalently used in pre-intercourse situations in an effort to 'seal the deal'.

After saki bombing for hours I was so wasted I had to use the monkeychoke to penetrate Lisa.

Bro 1: You and Stacy were so fucked up last night, Did you guys hook up?

Bro 2: Yea dogg, the monkeychoke came through in the clutch (pun intended).... Thank God for the monkeychoke...

Monkeychoke by Now You Know June 21, 2011

Monkeytown 

CB Radio Call for Montgomery, AL. This comes from the monkeys on the island at Oak Park in Midtown. Once they had an escape. After the escape, the city was hailed as Monkeytown by all the truckers. This is around the same time that Birmingham was Smoke City before Iron City.

I'm going to breeze on through Monkeytown headed north towards Smoke City.

Monkeytown by Carseatpusher August 6, 2016

monkeyshines 

Pranks and other debauchery (usually playful)

Mary's 5 year old cousin keeps stealing her shoes and hiding them around the house. That kid is full of monkeyshines.

monkeyshines by CalicoECash May 21, 2009