monkeypenis
monkeypenis, penis monkey!
monkeypenis by pretzel February 2, 2005
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Monkeypedia
A location where anyone can create,edit,or change truth into sounds that resemble monkey sounds. Whem entries are completed a sound such as "oo oo ah ah" is created and eventually a novel monkey is born.
"oo oo ah ah" oh..that's the monkeypedia sound I heard after finally editing the passage in War and Peace on my Monkeypedia site.
Monkeypedia by Jamfetto January 8, 2009
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uncircumcised monkey penis
A fabulous piece of machinery that is all natural and organic. It gets the name money because it has hair like a monkey's for comfort pleasure.
My friend has a nice uncircumcised monkey penis, it gave me and his girlfriend good pleasure at work yesterday.
uncircumcised monkey penis by Mr.grittypants69 April 29, 2022
Monkeypants
"Sweetiebucket, would you go out and buy me a doughnut?"
"Of course, Monkeypants, I'd do anything for you."
"Of course, Monkeypants, I'd do anything for you."
Monkeypants by Senorita Jiggypants December 30, 2007
monkey penis
monkey penis by Mr. Wibble April 26, 2008
monkeypenguin
somebody that is a cheeky mischievous monkey but is also a penguin that you've bonded with for life, because you're also a monkeypenguin..
monkeypenguin by thelordofthepenguinmonkeys September 16, 2012
monkeypenisitis
an illness where a mans penis shrinks after six months it has shrunk to the size of a monkey's and after a few more months it shrinks and goes up and the man has a mangina
monkeypenisitis by BiBis December 19, 2012
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