Monkey town
Well known name for East Cowes, a small town on the Isle of Wight inhabited by people with 6 fingers and extremely limited self respect
Monkey town by Muddy Trump April 2, 2011
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Going To Monkey Town
The intent and execution of becoming belligerently drunk, passing out in an exposed stairwell, and waking to realize that your wallet is missing, you have blood covering your face, and you have pantyhose trailing out of your bag.
Also a popular PC room in Seoul, South Korea
Also a popular PC room in Seoul, South Korea
A: Dude! Where did you go last night? We looked for you for like 2 hours and couldn't find you anywhere? Are you ok? WTF is that in your bag?
B: Uhhh, I said I was going to monkey town last night. Well, I did. I might need stitches. Stop shouting. Please.
B: Uhhh, I said I was going to monkey town last night. Well, I did. I might need stitches. Stop shouting. Please.
Going To Monkey Town by sleepingjellyfish February 24, 2011
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London Town Money
A term referring to money made by anyone in less than 2 months. The amount must be higher than S80,000.00.
Vicc: Dude this month I made $90K, what's good?
Saul: Now that's what I call straight London Town Money!!
Vicc: Young Moolah!!!
Saul: Now that's what I call straight London Town Money!!
Vicc: Young Moolah!!!
London Town Money by Vic.Alexanderrr April 4, 2009
Monkeytown
CB Radio Call for Montgomery, AL. This comes from the monkeys on the island at Oak Park in Midtown. Once they had an escape. After the escape, the city was hailed as Monkeytown by all the truckers. This is around the same time that Birmingham was Smoke City before Iron City.
Monkeytown by Carseatpusher August 6, 2016
Monkeytown
The story is that truckers call Montgomery, AL "Monkey Town" because of a story about escaped monkeys from the local zoo. The story is that all the monkeys escaped and ran a muck through the city. This is not true. One monkey named Sonny did escape in 1955 and was captured a few days later. Also in 1955, five Rhesus monkeys escaped in Birmingham and they did run through town. Montgomery may be called Monkey Town based on that false story but that has not been proven.
Monkeytown by cmw7 September 15, 2021
monkeytown
Term used to describe city where the inept Alabama legislature is located, Montgomery, AL by Huntsville Talk Show Host Dale Jackson.
monkeytown by MarkRappaport April 16, 2008
Monkeytonker
A monkey that is both a monkey and a tonker - made by merrick lyons who coined the phrase on February 7 2022
You are a monkeytonker
Monkeytonker by Yaboimackle February 7, 2022
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