monkey towel

A towel one uses to ejaculate on when masturbating. Usually a distinct towel from other towels so that a person might not mistakenly use the monkey towel to wash ones face or body.

I was so horny last night because I was watching "Supernanny". Good thing I had my monkey towel near by!

by BeEmDe January 22, 2007

Towel Monkey

Derogatory term for someone who takes too many showers.

Carlos, that is your fifth shower today, you're such a towel monkey.

by Bobsaway November 8, 2010