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Monkey Rolls 

1. A football drill that consists of three people rolling under and jumping over one another.

2. When two buddies are each having sex with two girls that are close friends, they spontaneously jump off the females. Guy # 1 Jumps over and Guy # 2 who rolls under him, they then switch and repeat.
Guy #1: Man i hate hate two a days, monkey rolls suck!

Guy #2: Me and my friend monkey rolled the two hottest girls in school.
Monkey Rolls by Semuh December 11, 2009
Words you can keep

money rolls 

It is the act of rolling a coin and admiring the way it gambols
Jack: "Oh shit ive just dropped a hand full of coins!"

Bas: "Its alright mate, money rolls"
money rolls by dcv November 14, 2007

monkey roll 

A maneuver where an inebriated person who has fallen attempts to spring to their feet in the same movement, with outrageous results.
Dave ate it in the yard, then tried to monkey roll. He hit the tree.
monkey roll by P'an Ku June 20, 2007

Monkey Roll 

A combination of cartwheels and somersaults at high velocity whilst spraying shit within the fecal zone.
Girl:"Omg! What's that guy doing??"

Dude:"He's monkey rolling"

Girl2:"Oh my God I got sprayed by something."

Dude:"I would definitely suggest spitting and not swallowing on this one."
Monkey Roll by CockAdoodleDoo!! December 8, 2016

money roll 

A large number of bills formed into a roll or any large sum of money.
The pimp pulled a bill from his money roll and gave it to the clerk.
money roll by Peter69 March 12, 2009

money roll 

A money roll is when you withdraw a large sum of money from your bank account (i.e. $10,000 or more) and spread the cash out over your bed. You then roll and play in the money, rubbing it over your body and throwing it in the air.

Money rolls are usually performed by narcissistic males, who try to justify there mediocore lives by such tom-foolery. Money rolls performed in the nude often provide euphoric feelings, probably to cover the fact that they lack the touch of a good woman.
>>> Will: haha i do money rolls all the time man... theres nothing that satisfies a man more that rolling in his own wealth.

>>> Dave: i got a loan for a car the other day... had 20 large sittin round so i decided to do a money roll. i suggest trying it one day.
money roll by omg i am wtf uber August 15, 2007

Money Roll 

The rolling action of the scrotum between fingers as if asking for a monetary tip. This is the most useful form of scratching or itch relief on the balls.
Dude, I had this nasty itch, but the money roll totally worked it out.
Money Roll by moneyroller13 May 11, 2010
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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