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Monkey Rolls

1. A football drill that consists of three people rolling under and jumping over one another.

2. When two buddies are each having sex with two girls that are close friends, they spontaneously jump off the females. Guy # 1 Jumps over and Guy # 2 who rolls under him, they then switch and repeat.
Guy #1: Man i hate hate two a days, monkey rolls suck!

Guy #2: Me and my friend monkey rolled the two hottest girls in school.
by Semuh December 11, 2009
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money rolls

It is the act of rolling a coin and admiring the way it gambols
Jack: "Oh shit ive just dropped a hand full of coins!"

Bas: "Its alright mate, money rolls"
by dcv November 14, 2007
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monkey roll

A maneuver where an inebriated person who has fallen attempts to spring to their feet in the same movement, with outrageous results.
Dave ate it in the yard, then tried to monkey roll. He hit the tree.
by P'an Ku June 20, 2007
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Monkey Roll

A combination of cartwheels and somersaults at high velocity whilst spraying shit within the fecal zone.
Girl:"Omg! What's that guy doing??"

Dude:"He's monkey rolling"

Girl2:"Oh my God I got sprayed by something."

Dude:"I would definitely suggest spitting and not swallowing on this one."
by CockAdoodleDoo!! December 8, 2016
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money roll

A large number of bills formed into a roll or any large sum of money.
The pimp pulled a bill from his money roll and gave it to the clerk.
by Peter69 March 12, 2009
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A money roll is when you withdraw a large sum of money from your bank account (i.e. $10,000 or more) and spread the cash out over your bed. You then roll and play in the money, rubbing it over your body and throwing it in the air.

Money rolls are usually performed by narcissistic males, who try to justify there mediocore lives by such tom-foolery. Money rolls performed in the nude often provide euphoric feelings, probably to cover the fact that they lack the touch of a good woman.
>>> Will: haha i do money rolls all the time man... theres nothing that satisfies a man more that rolling in his own wealth.

>>> Dave: i got a loan for a car the other day... had 20 large sittin round so i decided to do a money roll. i suggest trying it one day.
by omg i am wtf uber August 15, 2007
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Money Roll

The rolling action of the scrotum between fingers as if asking for a monetary tip. This is the most useful form of scratching or itch relief on the balls.
Dude, I had this nasty itch, but the money roll totally worked it out.
by moneyroller13 May 11, 2010
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