monkey roll

A maneuver where an inebriated person who has fallen attempts to spring to their feet in the same movement, with outrageous results.

Dave ate it in the yard, then tried to monkey roll. He hit the tree.

by P'an Ku June 1, 2007

Monkey Rolls

1. A football drill that consists of three people rolling under and jumping over one another.

2. When two buddies are each having sex with two girls that are close friends, they spontaneously jump off the females. Guy # 1 Jumps over and Guy # 2 who rolls under him, they then switch and repeat.

Guy #1: Man i hate hate two a days, monkey rolls suck!

Guy #2: Me and my friend monkey rolled the two hottest girls in school.

by Semuh December 12, 2009

Monkey Rolling

Female oral sex.

I hooked up with this chick in a bar and went monkey rolling all night.

by crazyinternetguy December 15, 2010

rolling monkey

The guy in a circle of stoners whos job it is to bill up the joints all night long. Possibly as payment for smoking other peoples green.

someone bill up another joint..

eh, i chipped in, im not being your rolling monkey do it yourself.

by anaemic March 15, 2007

Penis licking monkey testical log rolling uncle

a man? with a penicl that can be used to write on paper or other white objects not black ones unless its a super duper gangster white penicl that write on black things like sreggin

i have a pencil man its so awsum i can write with it its like the shit homie

by b-rent December 20, 2004

rolling monkey

a strategy used in Monkey Tower Defense, in which a large amount of fully upgraded dart monkeys is used rather than higher level, more expensive monkey defenses. This defense was developed by Poisenous Bmac.

That rolling monkey made my computer so laggy that level 44 took like 10 minutes rolffles!

by E J Batty November 28, 2007

Monkey Roll

A combination of cartwheels and somersaults at high velocity whilst spraying shit within the fecal zone.

Girl:"Omg! What's that guy doing??"

Dude:"He's monkey rolling"

Girl2:"Oh my God I got sprayed by something."

Dude:"I would definitely suggest spitting and not swallowing on this one."

by CockAdoodleDoo!! December 9, 2016