Mongversation
One of those conversations you have with a complete moron who wouldn't know what day of the week it is. A total and utter complete waste of your time and intellect.
Mongversation by Big Mitchell July 13, 2012
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manversation
A group of guys, gathering to discuss topics beyond (or including) the homeless, girls, shaving patterns, sports or other manly things. No chicks allowed. They shouldn't even know about it.
"Hey Fred, have you heard the recent manversation about classifying girls vaginas as different animals? They said Emma's was a Walrus!"
"Dude... that's my girlfriend... but they're kinda right..."
"Dude... that's my girlfriend... but they're kinda right..."
manversation by Phetal November 17, 2006
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Manversation
The act of two men having a secret conversation in front of the person they are talking about without actually saying more than around 6 words, instead the words are replaced with a series of head nods, bobs, tilts and eyebrow raises.
Me: Dude are you... "Head bob" You know... "Raises eyebrow in direction of chick"
Other guy: Huh?
Me: You know... "tilts head at girl while raising eyebrow"
Other guy: Oh... "Head nod" :D
Rouglhy translated as
Me: "Dude are you hitting that fine assed pussy?"
Other guy: "Which one dude, I know not which poon you speek of"
Me: "You know the one over there, around 5'10", long blonde hair, blue top with white stripes and a brown bag"
Other guy: "Ohh... Yes my friend I am indeed sleeping with that fine young lady, she is indeed very good and does all the nasty stuff we all dream of"
That's a manversation
Other guy: Huh?
Me: You know... "tilts head at girl while raising eyebrow"
Other guy: Oh... "Head nod" :D
Rouglhy translated as
Me: "Dude are you hitting that fine assed pussy?"
Other guy: "Which one dude, I know not which poon you speek of"
Me: "You know the one over there, around 5'10", long blonde hair, blue top with white stripes and a brown bag"
Other guy: "Ohh... Yes my friend I am indeed sleeping with that fine young lady, she is indeed very good and does all the nasty stuff we all dream of"
That's a manversation
Manversation by FeenixB1o7 May 6, 2009
Manversation
1. When two close man friends discuss woman, relationships, etc.
2. An intellectual and meaningful conversation between two men
2. An intellectual and meaningful conversation between two men
Guy 1: "Me and Paul just had a great manversation at the park"
Guy 2: "Did you talk about your girlfriend?"
Guy 2: "Did you talk about your girlfriend?"
Manversation by B Rose June 11, 2010
Momversation
Momversation by SoggyMustache January 29, 2016
manversation
Jonny: hey where's Keith? Hes up in beer pong.
Dan: I think hes on the porch having a manversation with Zack.
Dan: I think hes on the porch having a manversation with Zack.
manversation by liemaker June 27, 2010
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monversation by Vagabond (A.H.) August 5, 2006
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