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Songversation 

(noun): A conversation between two or more people that involves participants randomly breaking into song mid-flow.
Chris: "Hello Hannah"
Hannah: *Key of Ab Minor* "Hey CHRIIIIIS!"
Chris: "Ah, so we're having a songversation today?"
Hannah: *Key of Eb Major* "Youuuu BET!"
Songversation by Christovvv August 25, 2008

smonversation

A fake conversation, usually pertaining to lavender-scented shampoo and voice-overs
Why does Justin smell like Danny's lavender shampoo, Danny thought.
It's because he used Danny's shampoo, Justin thought.
They had had a conversation about this, Danny thought.
He remember that conversation and it's the exact reason he did it, Justin thought.
Conversation, smonversation, Danny thought
smonversation by remblack April 7, 2015

Stoneversation 

A philosophical conversation between fellow Stoners that involve society's most controversial subjects. Usually produces a very efficient solution that no party can recall.
Mr. President, Erich and I had a "Stoneversation" about World Peace and we have a solution

What is it?

.......we forgot.........are you gonna eat that..sir?

Mongversation 

One of those conversations you have with a complete moron who wouldn't know what day of the week it is. A total and utter complete waste of your time and intellect.
I had a mongversation with Keith, he just can't see the obvious. He is such a mongtard.

longversation

The quality of a conversation that is both long and rambling, without a fixed purpose and lacking in concision. Generally used in a negative sense.
The other day, Julia and I had such a longversation. I thought I could never leave!
longversation by Josquind April 13, 2012
Word of the Day on April 14, 2012

Bongversation 

Talking about ridiculous subjects or situations while under the influence of cannabis
"Man we had a funny ass bongversation last night"
Bongversation by mr welshaccent November 12, 2012
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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