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Crazy person , a beast, could be anything, they like to kill people
a werewolf is an example of a mongul
Mongul by mongulman April 30, 2010
(Noun) a Monster ski mogul;

In the absence of snowfall for weeks, the ski moguls have undergone a monstrous metamorphosis into "mon"sters, reaching heights that mock your skiing aspirations. Only the courageous extremists or blissfully clueless noobs dare to navigate this mini mountain range of moguls, seemingly oblivious to the fact that these icy hills have carnivorous tendencies. It's not just a ski adventure; it's a potential family reunion, where moguls devour you, then move on to your entire social circle.
(On the lift talking to your buddies watching someone ski the moguls below)

Skier 1: Man, check out this guy

Skier 2: Dude is absolutely wrecking those moguls
Skier3: My guy, those aren't moguls, those are monguls
or
Skier 1: Man, check out this guy

Skier 2: Dude is absolutely getting wrecked by those moguls
Skier3: My guy, those aren't moguls, those are monguls
Mongul by Mrdog December 7, 2023

Mogul Moves 

A move of questionable morals that benefits the person doing the move
Ludwig ; i just avoided my taxes for the 20th time

Ludwigs Chat ; Thats mogul moves use promo code tall to get 10$ off your next purchase
Mogul Moves by Gaymerfaymer January 30, 2020

Botox-Mongol 

Botox-Mongol a.k.a. Vladimir Putin is a KGB bred power-hungry little man. He is 183 cm/6 ft tall (with a feather on his head) and who resembles another little man, Adolf Hitler in his actions, in fact, he is a Slavic second-rate incarnation of Hitler; Vladolf Putler.

In addition to his lust for power, Vlad is also a vain person who wants to remain in history as a great, wrinkless geopolitician, therefore his face is saturated with botox injections although he is a mere authoritarian kleptocrat in a developing country with a nuclear weapon. It should come as no surprise that he is a control freak too, according to his ex-wife, the dishes in the closet had to be in a certain order, as well as the most important tool in his agent tenure in liberated Dresden; the stapler that had to be clean in his armpit holster.

About his hobbies. Vlad has a habit of riding horses, bears or a Siberian tiger and he tends to do it without a shirt and bra.

He can be called a Mongol for good reasons. As is well known, the Mongols enslaved the Slavs for a quarter of a millennium, and for this reason the Slavic gene pool was enriched by the sophisticated inheritance of the Mongols, this flourishing period of the Mongols and the Slavs in particular is called the Golden Horde.
- "Have you noticed a change in Putin's face?"
-" Yeah, he is such a botox-Mongol nowadays."
Botox-Mongol by O. W. Tongueincheek December 5, 2021

War Mongol 

War Mongol, a.k.a. botox-Mongol, Vladolf Putler or Vlad the Poisoner etc. - the civilized world has a lot of names for this creep. Vlad is obsessed with restoring Russia to superpower, but it is still and will remain a developing country, yet with a nuclear weapon. This warmonger has begun to believe his own propaganda without talking about propaganda saturated sovoks whose state of mind has always been prone to propakanda and has made them the most ignorant peasants in the world - now this power-hungry prick has attacked against Ukraine to get more Lebensraum.

Mongols such as Genghis Khan and his sons were the worst mass murderers in history, but the combination of Mongols and the Russians is not too shy to kill civilians, as seen in Chechnya and Syria, a children's hospital in Ukraine is an excellent target for these savages because Ukrainians are "fascists." Putler's mental state is declining 'cause his time is running out, he is 69 and has a great future behind him.

General Patton knew these creatures, a part of his statement on 8 August 1945:
"The difficulty in understanding the Russian is that we do not take cognizance of the fact that he is not a European, but an Asiatic, and therefore thinks deviously. In addition to his other Asiatic characteristics, the Russians have no regard for human life and is an all out son of bitch, barbarian, and chronic drunk."
That fuckin' War Mongol has badly miscalculated by invading Ukraine.

mongolian midway point 

Another word for the area between your genitals and your anus. See Gooch or Taint.
While receiving oral coitus, I like to rub the old Mongolian midway point.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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