Mongman

A Mongman is a person that has no common sense, He refuses to listen to the advice of others and He will often get played by a female playa.

Oh Mongman why wont you listen to our advice.

Mongman by wisewise man June 13, 2013

mongan 

verb. To agree to attend an event or gathering, but cancel at the last minute due to external circumstances, especially if one has made a habit of such behavior.

noun. The act of monganing.

Billy said he was coming to the party, but we didn't expect him to actually show up. Sure enough, his house flooded and he monganed, just like last week's happy hour, when he was in that car accident.

Tina was supposed to go to the game night, but she had to work late again, so she pulled a mongan.

mongan by user4656 November 4, 2011

mingmang

A speech impediment, speech defect, stuttering or stammering of a person.

Hey! Do you know mingmang? She always mingmang.

mingmang by Jezra March 9, 2017

monomanual typing 

Verb. The action of typing with a single hand when the alternate hand is currently occupied. While typing monomaunally the rules of punctuation are frequently ignored because of the difficulty in using the shift key and another key single handedly.

During masturbation I had to type monomanually when I received an instant message.

monomanual typing by Aeon August 2, 2003

Monamana 

This word was made up by accident and it sounded good so people say it alot. Just like from Seinfeld when they made up "Yadda, yadda, yadda!"

This word can mean LOTS of things.

If someone says..."do you want fries with that?" just say "Monamana!!!" or if someone says "Fu%k you!" just say.. "Monamana!!!" and they will probably shut up. it can be used as a

NOUN, "thats my Monamana!"

VERB, just say the word

ADJECTIVE, "it kinda looks like a manamana!"

oh, and use this word sparingly!

Monamana by Brendon Gillespie October 21, 2006

Monkman 

1. Sexiest family to walk the earth.
2. The act of making something sexy.
3. A sexual act involving a Monkman.

1. Damn, those Monkmans are super-fly.
2. "Pimp my ride" is for pussies, I gave my car the Monkman Treatment.
3. Yo, bitch - get over here so I can Monkman your ass.

Monkman by Monkanator January 3, 2008

Justin Mongan 

Noun. the greatest, most common asshole, that one could ever be. Self caring one of a kind. There is noone else that can posess this personality besides this specific person.

You are being a Justin Mongan today.

Justin Mongan by ihategames March 11, 2010