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Monkman 

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1. Sexiest family to walk the earth.
2. The act of making something sexy.
3. A sexual act involving a Monkman.
1. Damn, those Monkmans are super-fly.
2. "Pimp my ride" is for pussies, I gave my car the Monkman Treatment.
3. Yo, bitch - get over here so I can Monkman your ass.
Monkman by Monkanator January 3, 2008
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Monkman 

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A man of nature and peace who loves to travel and enjoy the world through observation. Usually has long gray hair and/or a long gray beard. Is known to be an ominous man but in a good way. The Monkman can impregnate a woman with a single touch of his finger and can be impregnated themselves by Mudmen who jump on top of them and impregnate them. The Monkman's mortal enemy is the Mothman. There is only 1 Monk man at one time, there for when the Monkman is spotted, the preceding Monkman is no longer considered a Monkman. It is disrespectful to physically write down the name Monkman on paper. Once that happens, the person who wrote his name on the paper will no cease to see The Monkman. Forever. Travels via public transportation buses. Very rarely will a the Monkman be black, however this has been known to happen on at least one occasion. The Monkman does not speak
(Driving down the street)

James- Total Monkman in that price chopper parking lot!!!

Earl- Holy shit pull in pull in we need to get a better look at him!!!

(The one driving precedes to make a psycho left turn at 35MPH into the parking lot )
Monkman by StingrayJ65 June 8, 2011

monomanual typing 

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Verb. The action of typing with a single hand when the alternate hand is currently occupied. While typing monomaunally the rules of punctuation are frequently ignored because of the difficulty in using the shift key and another key single handedly.
During masturbation I had to type monomanually when I received an instant message.
monomanual typing by Aeon August 2, 2003

Monamana 

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This word was made up by accident and it sounded good so people say it alot. Just like from Seinfeld when they made up "Yadda, yadda, yadda!"

This word can mean LOTS of things.
If someone says..."do you want fries with that?" just say "Monamana!!!" or if someone says "Fu%k you!" just say.. "Monamana!!!" and they will probably shut up. it can be used as a

NOUN, "thats my Monamana!"

VERB, just say the word

ADJECTIVE, "it kinda looks like a manamana!"

oh, and use this word sparingly!
Monamana by Brendon Gillespie October 21, 2006

monklank 

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a tall lanky white boy with a ass haircut that looks like a monkey.
monkey lank. monklank.
oi! look at that monklank over there what a gimp!
monklank by yeahgycxnt November 17, 2019

monk man 

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when a man puts his bellend against another man's bellend and pulls the foreskin over it
You're such a monk man!!
monk man by <no comment> March 23, 2004

Monkana 

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An adjetive to describe someone who has a great obsession to the animal known as the monkey.
Jary kissed a monkey in the zoo once, he is such a Monkana.
Monkana by FlowerPower56 August 5, 2009
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