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someone who is not quite all there in the brain category; they do stupid things, they probably have issues with being gainfully employed, they sit in strip mall bars and talk about their old glory days in high school
He's not going to work today, he's a mongie.
Mongie by OBNJ1988 June 9, 2018
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Cock Mongler

A 4chan Meme, a Picture of a guy with a disturbing grin on his face. labled as cock mongler.
"I'll Suck Your Cock!!!"
Cock Mongler by Legato Grey January 5, 2005

Whore Mongler 

1) Someone who is a nuisance to prostitutes and prevents them from getting business.
2) An extremely annoying individual who always gets in the way of everyone's happiness.
The party was going great until that whore mongler showed up and ruined everything.
Whore Mongler by Shayans September 13, 2009
One who performs in the act of mongling; one who will tend to “mongle” around.
Spock: Hey wallen look over at Deke he’s mongling around right now.

Wallen: Deke is such a mongler Spock
Mongler by Big Spock January 6, 2020

ass mongler 

one who mongles the ass, or basically owns it; aka raging homo.
daniel is the biggest ass mongler in the world
ass mongler by daniel attaway January 8, 2003

Child Mongler 

1. A creature that uses the ancient art of mongling to steal children from the wombs of pregnant women.

2. Any pedophile.

Derived from the term Cock Mongler.
1. "Careful now. You don't want that little guy taken by Child Mongler in your sleep."

2. "I knocked a little girl over while I was running, and now everyone thinks I'm a Child Mongler."
Child Mongler by nickreaper October 26, 2011
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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