mongled
to be in a state of complete oblivion and to not care what is going on due to the smoking of numerous zootsspliffs,joints,miggies
mongled by killa nick May 4, 2008
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mongoed
mongoed by weecalrobot January 7, 2007
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ass-mangled
1. (verb) to be shown up in a event you thought you were good at so bad it were as if your ass had been mangled
2. (adj.) to have the apperance of being ass-mangled
2. (adj.) to have the apperance of being ass-mangled
"Dude thats the seventh time you lost. I thought you said you were good at Madden."
"I am."
"Apparently not because your getting ass-mangled."
"I am."
"Apparently not because your getting ass-mangled."
ass-mangled by Ryan Pound February 20, 2009
Cock Mongler
Cock Mongler by Legato Grey January 5, 2005
Whore Mongler
1) Someone who is a nuisance to prostitutes and prevents them from getting business.
2) An extremely annoying individual who always gets in the way of everyone's happiness.
2) An extremely annoying individual who always gets in the way of everyone's happiness.
Whore Mongler by Shayans September 13, 2009
Joe Mangled
A Scottish term used to describe the state of a person after heavy consumption of alcohol, drugs or both.
Taken from the Ramsey Street character Joe Mangle in the Australian soap opera Neighbours.
Taken from the Ramsey Street character Joe Mangle in the Australian soap opera Neighbours.
Sir Sean Connery: So, did you end up going out last night?
Clubber: Too right I did! I ended up in The Arches and I was pure Joe Mangled! What a night!
Sir Sean Connery: You are the reason I don't live in Scotland.
Clubber: Really? Well double o this ya cunt! *headbuts Sir Sean*
Clubber: Too right I did! I ended up in The Arches and I was pure Joe Mangled! What a night!
Sir Sean Connery: You are the reason I don't live in Scotland.
Clubber: Really? Well double o this ya cunt! *headbuts Sir Sean*
Joe Mangled by Digitalnonsense November 11, 2006
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