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Cock Mongler's dark alter ego. Using it's unadulterated force to punish those who offend it...which would be everyone. It uses it's evil mongling abilities to travel deep into one's soul and molest it to shreds. It also enjoys parsley soda.
by nickreaper October 21, 2011
Get the Soul Monglermug. The pseudonym of a British comedian who reviews knock off gaming sytems, action figures, mp3 players, or any other interesting tat that winds up in his local PoundLand.
He's aquainted with the likes of Chef Excellence, The God Monster of Indian Flats, and The Silver Skull...a pathetic "serial killer" that holds a grudge against him JUST BECAUSE.
He's known for his sarcastic, often random, and sometimes witty comedy that makes his ridiculous and ludicrously implausable line of work seem like something worth doing.
He's the fourth most subscribed YouTube user in the United Kingdom...and that's about all he's accomplished with his life.
He's aquainted with the likes of Chef Excellence, The God Monster of Indian Flats, and The Silver Skull...a pathetic "serial killer" that holds a grudge against him JUST BECAUSE.
He's known for his sarcastic, often random, and sometimes witty comedy that makes his ridiculous and ludicrously implausable line of work seem like something worth doing.
He's the fourth most subscribed YouTube user in the United Kingdom...and that's about all he's accomplished with his life.
Garitt the Pumpkin Wrangler: "Hey, did you see the latest Ashens video?"
Abraham Lincoln: "'Did I see it?' I was there when he filmed it"
Garitt: "W-...what?"
Abe: "Totally worth the $600 plane tickets, and $400 for the six weeks of espionage lessons...and $300 spy kit"
Abraham Lincoln: "'Did I see it?' I was there when he filmed it"
Garitt: "W-...what?"
Abe: "Totally worth the $600 plane tickets, and $400 for the six weeks of espionage lessons...and $300 spy kit"
by nickreaper December 17, 2011
Get the Ashensmug. Beware of the aglets
by nickreaper January 9, 2012
Get the Agletsmug. by nickreaper September 3, 2012
Get the Roadsmug. Acronym for Piss, Food, 'n' Gas. When you stop at a gas station during a cross country road trip for those three things.
Day five. We started in Philadelphia and we finally made it all the way to Los Angeles. I've been here many times before, but never gotten here by car. Usually by plane so I'm here in five hours. It was about 48 hours total driving time, but PFGs and sleep of course made it five fuckin' days of travel!
by nickreaper February 2, 2012
Get the PFGmug. The more run down and/or unpleasant parts of New Jersey that make the state so infamous.
Such as but not limited to Newark, which borders New York City where many journalism and media corporations are based, Jersey City which is named after the damned state, or Asbury Park which is secretly where every 1990s rap music video is based off of.
Such as but not limited to Newark, which borders New York City where many journalism and media corporations are based, Jersey City which is named after the damned state, or Asbury Park which is secretly where every 1990s rap music video is based off of.
Bobby McFerret: "Hey look at that sign. It says we're entering Newark."
James Gandalffini "The Grey": "Shit! Strap on your belts boys. We've just crossed over into...New Jerkskey!"
Everyone else except that mute guy: "*GASP*"
James Gandalffini "The Grey": "Shit! Strap on your belts boys. We've just crossed over into...New Jerkskey!"
Everyone else except that mute guy: "*GASP*"
by nickreaper September 22, 2011
Get the New Jerkskeymug. A name you might call someone when you've forgotten their real name, or are just screwing with them. Best used on a person who doesn't fit the name at all, like a woman, or someone with a very long, complicated name that has a lot of sylables.
The Mysterious Mr. Man: "Hey, what's your name?...Uh, Bob...yeah, Bob. Can you get that armadillo for me?"
Xeanequa: "You're a dick"
Mr. Man: "And you have no sense of humor"
Xeanequa: "You're a dick"
Mr. Man: "And you have no sense of humor"
by nickreaper December 17, 2011
Get the Bobmug.