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by nickreaper October 12, 2010
Get the t.s. mug.In the fictional story of the game Assassin's Creed and it's sequels the Templars are a near thousand year old Christian group of knights, politicians, and other high authority figures (as well as civilians) who's goal is for a "better world". Though their means of doing so are questionable, as is their actual "goal" in the first place. The Templars were political juggernauts in much of the 12th century and renaissance.
They are the sworn enemy of the Assassin Order, who, despite their name, are more or less the peace keepers in this ongoing war. The Templars truly long for world domination using ancient artifacts believed (and in the story eventually proven) to hold mystical powers.
The Templars are based on, and infact are the Knights Templar, a Christian band of knights from the 12th century. As well as their rivals the Assassin Order being based on the real life band of assassins known as the Hashashin (Hashashin believed to be the word "assassin" came from). In all reality these 2 groups did have their own bit of history together but, were never arch rivals nor was one or the other the bad guy. The Knights Templar were most likely the more noble of the groups, but that's fairly debatable.
They are the sworn enemy of the Assassin Order, who, despite their name, are more or less the peace keepers in this ongoing war. The Templars truly long for world domination using ancient artifacts believed (and in the story eventually proven) to hold mystical powers.
The Templars are based on, and infact are the Knights Templar, a Christian band of knights from the 12th century. As well as their rivals the Assassin Order being based on the real life band of assassins known as the Hashashin (Hashashin believed to be the word "assassin" came from). In all reality these 2 groups did have their own bit of history together but, were never arch rivals nor was one or the other the bad guy. The Knights Templar were most likely the more noble of the groups, but that's fairly debatable.
by nickreaper July 24, 2010
Get the Templars mug.A dirty little ditty, recited by American school children during the 1970s, especially at summer camps everywhere:
Um Chucka Willy from the Coconut Grove.
He was a mean motha' fucka', you could tell by his clothes.
He'd knock on your door with his prick in his hand and say
"Ooh, motha' fucka', I'm a poor ol' man"
He hung a hundred women up on a wall
Bet ya' a hundred dollars he could fuck 'em all
He fucked 98 'til his balls turned blue
Took a shot of whiskey, then he fucked the other two
When he died he went to hell
Fucked the devil and all went well
On his tomb stone written in green said:
"Um Chucka Willy was a fuckin' machine"
He was a mean motha' fucka', you could tell by his clothes.
He'd knock on your door with his prick in his hand and say
"Ooh, motha' fucka', I'm a poor ol' man"
He hung a hundred women up on a wall
Bet ya' a hundred dollars he could fuck 'em all
He fucked 98 'til his balls turned blue
Took a shot of whiskey, then he fucked the other two
When he died he went to hell
Fucked the devil and all went well
On his tomb stone written in green said:
"Um Chucka Willy was a fuckin' machine"
by nickreaper September 3, 2012
Get the Um Chucka Willy mug.When two men rub and glide their erect penises against one another as a sexual activity. Often done while at the same time french kissing. More commonly known as sword fighting.
Bob: "What are you, twelve years old? No gay guys don't have sex by rubbing their dicks together. They have anal sex...usually. I'm sure there's more to it than just that."
13 year old: "They also rub their dicks together. It's called fencing."
Bob: "I'm sure you know that from experience..."
13 year old: "Oh fuck you, Bob!"
13 year old: "They also rub their dicks together. It's called fencing."
Bob: "I'm sure you know that from experience..."
13 year old: "Oh fuck you, Bob!"
by nickreaper September 3, 2012
Get the Fencing mug.An imaginary day created by the Easter Bunny. There are so many great things about this day. Now, for one it's Februaury, which never goes past 29 days. Most months only go up to 31 days, so "32nd" would sound a bit more obvious. Something about 33rd makes it sound more like a real day. Think about it. If you heard a movie trailer that said "February 33rd" you wouldn't think twice about.
Wit' 'dis giant Easta' egg bomb, I'm-a blow ya' to 'de imaginary day of February 33, in which you'll be trapt' fo' all eternity.
Squeek.
Squeek.
by nickreaper September 3, 2012
Get the February 33 mug.Acronym for Piss, Food, 'n' Gas. When you stop at a gas station during a cross country road trip for those three things.
Day five. We started in Philadelphia and we finally made it all the way to Los Angeles. I've been here many times before, but never gotten here by car. Usually by plane so I'm here in five hours. It was about 48 hours total driving time, but PFGs and sleep of course made it five fuckin' days of travel!
by nickreaper February 2, 2012
Get the PFG mug.Bob: My dog's name is Dioji.
Bob 2: What?
Bob: Dioji...think about it.
Bob 2: Oh, I get it. That, uh...that's not funny.
Bob 2: What?
Bob: Dioji...think about it.
Bob 2: Oh, I get it. That, uh...that's not funny.
by nickreaper March 23, 2012
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