nickreaper's definitions

Fat Faggot Treat

What a cinnabon should be called. Each comes with it's own cup of piping hot cum. Coined by stand-up comedian Louis C.K.

Yeah, give me a Fat Faggot Treat please...Yes with the hot cum! What, do you think I have integrity? I'm getting a cinnabon right now...at the airport...that I arrived at! I could go home and eat real food, but I'm getting a fuckin' cinnabon, an old one too! How long have you had these laying out?

by nickreaper June 16, 2012

Child Mongler

1. A creature that uses the ancient art of mongling to steal children from the wombs of pregnant women.

2. Any pedophile.

Derived from the term Cock Mongler.

1. "Careful now. You don't want that little guy taken by Child Mongler in your sleep."

2. "I knocked a little girl over while I was running, and now everyone thinks I'm a Child Mongler."

by nickreaper October 26, 2011

Aglets

The plastic tips at the end of shoelaces. Their true purpose is sinister.

Beware of the aglets

by nickreaper January 9, 2012

Soul Mongler

Cock Mongler's dark alter ego. Using it's unadulterated force to punish those who offend it...which would be everyone. It uses it's evil mongling abilities to travel deep into one's soul and molest it to shreds. It also enjoys parsley soda.

It's time for thefinal confrontation between Cock Mongler and Soul Mongler!

by nickreaper October 21, 2011

Roads

Something we don't need where we're going.

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads!

by nickreaper September 3, 2012

bicycle seat sniffer

A prison term for a pedophile.

I'm room mates with another parolee and he never shuts the fuck up. He's a little off. I think he might be a bicycle seat sniffer.

by nickreaper October 21, 2011

PFG

Acronym for Piss, Food, 'n' Gas. When you stop at a gas station during a cross country road trip for those three things.

Day five. We started in Philadelphia and we finally made it all the way to Los Angeles. I've been here many times before, but never gotten here by car. Usually by plane so I'm here in five hours. It was about 48 hours total driving time, but PFGs and sleep of course made it five fuckin' days of travel!

by nickreaper February 2, 2012