nickreaper's definitions

Bob

A name you might call someone when you've forgotten their real name, or are just screwing with them. Best used on a person who doesn't fit the name at all, like a woman, or someone with a very long, complicated name that has a lot of sylables.

The Mysterious Mr. Man: "Hey, what's your name?...Uh, Bob...yeah, Bob. Can you get that armadillo for me?"

Xeanequa: "You're a dick"

Mr. Man: "And you have no sense of humor"

by nickreaper December 17, 2011

Dioji

The ultimate name for a dog. Pronounced like the letters "D-O-G."

Bob: My dog's name is Dioji.

Bob 2: What?

Bob: Dioji...think about it.

Bob 2: Oh, I get it. That, uh...that's not funny.

by nickreaper March 23, 2012

Anemo

An emo anime; an anime with the traits that of the emo culture, and the style and pacing of an anime. Usually has long periods of monologuing, raining, "artistic" scenes, and complaining about how tragic life is. Also spelled "Animo" for a more obvious connection to Japanese cartoons.

Marty the Martian: "Hey, did you see the anime Death Note last Saturday?"

Mikey the Microscope: "You mean the anemo? Anime's not really my thing, you know that."

Marty: "Then how would you know it's an anemo if you dont watch it?"

Mikey: "Don't question me, you fool!"

by nickreaper March 4, 2011

Roads

Something we don't need where we're going.

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads!

by nickreaper September 3, 2012

Soul Mongler

Cock Mongler's dark alter ego. Using it's unadulterated force to punish those who offend it...which would be everyone. It uses it's evil mongling abilities to travel deep into one's soul and molest it to shreds. It also enjoys parsley soda.

It's time for thefinal confrontation between Cock Mongler and Soul Mongler!

by nickreaper October 21, 2011

Aglets

The plastic tips at the end of shoelaces. Their true purpose is sinister.

Beware of the aglets

by nickreaper January 9, 2012

Fat Faggot Treat

What a cinnabon should be called. Each comes with it's own cup of piping hot cum. Coined by stand-up comedian Louis C.K.

Yeah, give me a Fat Faggot Treat please...Yes with the hot cum! What, do you think I have integrity? I'm getting a cinnabon right now...at the airport...that I arrived at! I could go home and eat real food, but I'm getting a fuckin' cinnabon, an old one too! How long have you had these laying out?

by nickreaper June 16, 2012