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Bob: My dog's name is Dioji.
Bob 2: What?
Bob: Dioji...think about it.
Bob 2: Oh, I get it. That, uh...that's not funny.
Bob 2: What?
Bob: Dioji...think about it.
Bob 2: Oh, I get it. That, uh...that's not funny.
by nickreaper March 23, 2012
Get the Dioji mug.An emo anime; an anime with the traits that of the emo culture, and the style and pacing of an anime. Usually has long periods of monologuing, raining, "artistic" scenes, and complaining about how tragic life is. Also spelled "Animo" for a more obvious connection to Japanese cartoons.
Marty the Martian: "Hey, did you see the anime Death Note last Saturday?"
Mikey the Microscope: "You mean the anemo? Anime's not really my thing, you know that."
Marty: "Then how would you know it's an anemo if you dont watch it?"
Mikey: "Don't question me, you fool!"
Mikey the Microscope: "You mean the anemo? Anime's not really my thing, you know that."
Marty: "Then how would you know it's an anemo if you dont watch it?"
Mikey: "Don't question me, you fool!"
by nickreaper March 4, 2011
Get the Anemo mug.The more run down and/or unpleasant parts of New Jersey that make the state so infamous.
Such as but not limited to Newark, which borders New York City where many journalism and media corporations are based, Jersey City which is named after the damned state, or Asbury Park which is secretly where every 1990s rap music video is based off of.
Such as but not limited to Newark, which borders New York City where many journalism and media corporations are based, Jersey City which is named after the damned state, or Asbury Park which is secretly where every 1990s rap music video is based off of.
Bobby McFerret: "Hey look at that sign. It says we're entering Newark."
James Gandalffini "The Grey": "Shit! Strap on your belts boys. We've just crossed over into...New Jerkskey!"
Everyone else except that mute guy: "*GASP*"
James Gandalffini "The Grey": "Shit! Strap on your belts boys. We've just crossed over into...New Jerkskey!"
Everyone else except that mute guy: "*GASP*"
by nickreaper September 22, 2011
Get the New Jerkskey mug.A name you might call someone when you've forgotten their real name, or are just screwing with them. Best used on a person who doesn't fit the name at all, like a woman, or someone with a very long, complicated name that has a lot of sylables.
The Mysterious Mr. Man: "Hey, what's your name?...Uh, Bob...yeah, Bob. Can you get that armadillo for me?"
Xeanequa: "You're a dick"
Mr. Man: "And you have no sense of humor"
Xeanequa: "You're a dick"
Mr. Man: "And you have no sense of humor"
by nickreaper December 17, 2011
Get the Bob mug.Acronym for Piss, Food, 'n' Gas. When you stop at a gas station during a cross country road trip for those three things.
Day five. We started in Philadelphia and we finally made it all the way to Los Angeles. I've been here many times before, but never gotten here by car. Usually by plane so I'm here in five hours. It was about 48 hours total driving time, but PFGs and sleep of course made it five fuckin' days of travel!
by nickreaper February 2, 2012
Get the PFG mug.I decided to summon God on December 21, 2012 and it turns out he's a ferret with a white robe and a long white beard. I picked God up and started throwing him at random people causing them to turn to dust.
by nickreaper December 2, 2011
Get the God mug.A dirty little ditty, recited by American school children during the 1970s, especially at summer camps everywhere:
Um Chucka Willy from the Coconut Grove.
He was a mean motha' fucka', you could tell by his clothes.
He'd knock on your door with his prick in his hand and say
"Ooh, motha' fucka', I'm a poor ol' man"
He hung a hundred women up on a wall
Bet ya' a hundred dollars he could fuck 'em all
He fucked 98 'til his balls turned blue
Took a shot of whiskey, then he fucked the other two
When he died he went to hell
Fucked the devil and all went well
On his tomb stone written in green said:
"Um Chucka Willy was a fuckin' machine"
He was a mean motha' fucka', you could tell by his clothes.
He'd knock on your door with his prick in his hand and say
"Ooh, motha' fucka', I'm a poor ol' man"
He hung a hundred women up on a wall
Bet ya' a hundred dollars he could fuck 'em all
He fucked 98 'til his balls turned blue
Took a shot of whiskey, then he fucked the other two
When he died he went to hell
Fucked the devil and all went well
On his tomb stone written in green said:
"Um Chucka Willy was a fuckin' machine"
by nickreaper September 3, 2012
Get the Um Chucka Willy mug.