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moneys
moneys by jfdiopasjfajsdfda March 15, 2021
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Youtube Moneys
Q: Yo jabroni, are you still up for the trip to Colombia?
A: Hellz yeah Bitch! I just got monetized with some fresh Youtube Moneys.
A: Hellz yeah Bitch! I just got monetized with some fresh Youtube Moneys.
Youtube Moneys by Jupa Mujeres July 1, 2015
The moneys still green tho
The moneys still green tho by Nanagotbandz August 22, 2023
Gimme Moneys
When one says something stupid, say give me moneys meaning put your hand out and im gonna slap ur shit as hard as possible...thus Gimme moneys
Guy 1:(During a sunny summer day) Hey its snowing.
Guy 2: Bitch gimme moneys
Guy1:*puts out had*
Guy 2: *slaps it*STupid shit
Guy 2: Bitch gimme moneys
Guy1:*puts out had*
Guy 2: *slaps it*STupid shit
Gimme Moneys by Mike January 14, 2004
Confiscate the moneys
The act of "nutting" or ejaculating in a victims eyes and then robbing them blind.
The name is a double-entendre as you literally are "confiscating" a person's money and because it was created by a jewish man named Kahn, who loved to steal shmeckels with his eye-nut technique. Because of Kahn, the name Kahnfiscate the moneys was popularized, sadly mistyping has changed history.
A very common sign of disrespect in the 17th century, however is now resurfacing due to its use in the chorus of the song "black beatles" by Rae Sremmurd.
The name is a double-entendre as you literally are "confiscating" a person's money and because it was created by a jewish man named Kahn, who loved to steal shmeckels with his eye-nut technique. Because of Kahn, the name Kahnfiscate the moneys was popularized, sadly mistyping has changed history.
A very common sign of disrespect in the 17th century, however is now resurfacing due to its use in the chorus of the song "black beatles" by Rae Sremmurd.
Black beatles in the city, be back immediately, to confiscate the moneys.
Tim: yo, Kahn. Can you buy dinner?
Kahn: sure, I just confiscated the moneys from this thicc girl.
Tim: yo, Kahn. Can you buy dinner?
Kahn: sure, I just confiscated the moneys from this thicc girl.
Confiscate the moneys by Meatorino69 December 5, 2016
Money Hoe
1. The best kind of hoe to be. A person who is highly motivated to earn income and is dedicated to multiple sources of income, often at the expense of personal or social relationships therefor has no time for your bullshit.
Money Hoe by Food With Monica January 29, 2023
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